I received this from Union Gospel Mission, Hagerstown, Maryland.

We sing:

Heavenly Sunlight and stay away from church when it's hot
Sweet Hour of Prayer and skip prayer meeting.
Onward Christian Soldiers and then go AWOL. 
O For A Thousand Tongues and don't use the one we have. 
Blest Be The Tie That Binds then let little misunderstandings cut it.
We're Marching To Zion and don't even drive to Sunday School
Throw Out The Lifeline and are content to throw out a fishing line.
I Love To TEll The Story and yet never tell it. 
Lead Me To Calvary and ask directions to the ball park.
Faith is the Victory and depend on our feelings.
Jesus Loves The Little Childern and refuse to teach Sunday School class.
When We All Get To Heaven and live as though we plan to stay on earth
forever.

Jerry Logsdon
Pioneer Commander
Outpost 30
DEs Moines, Iowa
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