One Sunday a pastor told his congregation that the church needed some extra money and asked the people to prayerfully consider giving a little e= xtra in the offering plate. He said that whoever gave the most would be able t= o pick out three hymns. After the offering plates were passed, the pastor glanced down and noticed that someone had placed a $1,000 bill in offering. He was so excited that he immediately shared his joy with his congregation and said he'd like to personally thank the person who placed the money in = the plate. A very quiet, elderly, saintly lady all the way in the back shyly raised her hand. The pastor asked her to come to the front. Slowly she made her w= ay to the pastor. He told her how wonderful it was that she gave so much and in thanksgiving asked her to pick out three hymns. Her eyes brightened as she looked over the congregation, pointed to the three handsomest men in the building and said, "I'll take him and him and him." Blessings, CindyC [EMAIL PROTECTED] "Create in me a clean heart, O God; and renew a right spirit within me."(Psalms 51:10 KJV) ICQ#26590290 -------------------- <!DOCTYPE HTML PUBLIC "-//W3C//DTD W3 HTML//EN"> <HTML> <HEAD> <META content=3Dtext/html;charset=3Diso-8859-1 http-equiv=3DContent-Type> <META content=3D'"MSHTML 4.72.3110.7"' name=3DGENERATOR> </HEAD> <BODY bgColor=3D#ffffff> <DIV>One Sunday a pastor told his congregation that the church needed some<BR>extra money and asked the people to prayerfully consider giving a little extra<BR>in the offering plate. He said that whoever gave the most w= ould be able to<BR>pick out three hymns.<BR><BR>After the offering plates were passed, the pastor glanced down and<BR>noticed that someone had placed a $1,000 bill in offering.<BR>He was so excited that he immediately shared his joy = with his congregation<BR>and said he'd like to personally thank the person who placed the money in the<BR>plate.<BR><BR>A very quiet, elderly, saintly lady all = the way in the back shyly raised<BR>her hand. The pastor asked her to come to = the front. Slowly she made her way<BR>to the pastor. He told her how wonderful= it was that she gave so much and<BR>in thanksgiving asked her to pick out thr= ee hymns.<BR><BR>Her eyes brightened as she looked over the congregation, poi= nted to the<BR>three handsomest men in the building and said, "I'll take h= im and him and<BR>him."</DIV> <DIV><FONT color=3D#000000>Blessings,<BR>CindyC <BR><A href=3D"mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]">[EMAIL PROTECTED]</A><BR>"Create in= me a clean heart, O God; and renew a right spirit within me."(Psalms 51:10= KJV)<BR>ICQ#26590290</FONT></DIV></BODY></HTML> --part0_918092988_boundary-- --------- End forwarded message ---------- --------- End forwarded message ---------- ___________________________________________________________________ You don't need to buy Internet access to use free Internet e-mail. Get completely free e-mail from Juno at http://www.juno.com/getjuno.html or call Juno at (800) 654-JUNO [654-5866] _______ To unsubscribe, send "unsubscribe rangernet" to [EMAIL PROTECTED] "Eat the hay & spit out the sticks!" RTKB&G4JC! Autoresponder: [EMAIL PROTECTED] http://rangernet.org
