On Fri, 12 Feb 1999 [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote:
> A Royal Ranger Commander was walking down the street and saw a boy who
> looked like a Straight Arrow struggling to reach a doorbell. So the Cmdr
> walks over and asks if he can help and rings the doorbell 3 times. The Cmdr
> asks the boy, "So what are you going to do next?" The boy says "Run" :-)
>
>
> Cmdr. Mike Burke
The Rangers went down to visit some ships at the waterfront and
up the boadwalk came a pirate.. The boys started buzzing about
his missing leg, hooked arm, and Eye patch..
He stoped to chat.. and a young boy blurted out:
How'd yah lose that leg there!
The group gasped at the honesty of the young Ranger..
but without a pause the Pirate replyed:
"It was off the coast of Africa whar the big Sharks roammm...
I wandered to close to the rail on a big wave... and a SHARK
BIT IT OFF!"
another churped... *and yur arm?
"*I was confronted by rogues in the straights of hoormooze..
and we fought it off with swords! *I lost!"
trasfixed by the man, another asked: "and the eye patch?"
"Arrrr.. I wasn't quite used to my hook when looking into the
top mast... something droped into my eye!"
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"Take it- EASY "
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