During the Super Bowl, there was another football game of
note between the big animals and the little animals.  The
big animals were crushing little animals and at halftime,
the coach made a passionate speech to rally the little
animals.

At the start of the second half the big animals had the
ball.  The first play, the elephant got stopped for no gain.
The second play, the rhino was stopped for no gain.  On
third down, the hippo was thrown for a 5 yard loss.

The defense huddled around the coach and he asked excitedly,
"who stopped the elephant?"  "I did" said the
centipede..."who stopped the rhino?"  "uh, that was me too"
said the centipede.  :And how about the hippo?  Who hit him
for a 5 yard loss?"  "Well, that was me as well"  said the
centipede.

"WHERE WERE YOU THE FIRST HALF?" yelled the coach???

"Well" said the centipede, "I was having my ankles taped."



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