One day, Eve was walking in the garden with the Lord.
She said, "Lord, the garden is wonderful, and the animals
and birds provide such joy, but I am still lonely
sometimes."
"No problem!" the Lord replied. "I will make you a man
for a companion. He will desire to please you and to be
with you. But I have to warn you, he won't be perfect.
He'll have a difficult time understanding you're feelings,
will tend to think only of himself if allowed to, and will
stay out late with his bowling buddies."
"What's bowling?" Eve asked.
"Oh... never mind. I was just getting ahead of myself,
sorry."
"That's OK. I think I can handle this 'man'," Eve
replied.
"Great, I'll get right to it!" God said, and started
grabbing some mud and shaping it. Suddenly, the Lord
stopped and said to Eve, "Oh, there's one other thing about
this man I'm making for you."
"What's that?" asked Eve.
"You'll have to tell him he was here first."
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