This is Agent Killer report for the newspaper duty of
what is going on so far, on the Cyber Pow Wow. We have
a head quarter at
http://www.geocities.com/Yosemite/Cabin/1733
In other news that the FCF Villiage was hit by a fox.
When all tried to restore camp and thought they had it
under control. I guess Fox left some few suprises. In
final news the Cyber Police is under fire, for not
doing their jobs. They got caught eating doughnuts.
Shame major SHAME
That is all
Agent Killer
--
On Thu, 4 Mar 1999 11:10:57 Dan Murphy wrote:
>> Unfortunately this is toooooo true.........
>>
>> --------------------------------------------------------------------------
>> --
>> -------------------
>>
>>
>> The Lord spoke to Noah and said, "Noah, in six months I am going to
>> make it rain until the whole world is covered with water and all the
>> evil things are destroyed. But, I want to save a few good people and
>> two of every living thing on the planet. I am ordering you to build
>> an ark." And, in a flash of lightning, he delivered the specifications
>> for the ark.
>>
>> "OK," Noah said, trembling with fear and fumbling with the
>> blueprints, "I'm your man."
>>
>> "Six months and it starts to rain," thundered the Lord. "You better
>> have my ark completed or learn to swim for a long, long time!"
>>
>> Six months passed, the sky began to cloud up, and the rain began to
>> fall in torrents. The Lord looked down and saw Noah sitting in his
>> yard, weeping, and there was no ark.
>>
>> "Noah!" shouted the Lord, "where is My ark?" A lightning bolt crashed
>> into the ground right beside Noah.
>>
>> "Lord, please forgive me!" begged Noah. "I did my best, but there were
>> some big problems. First, I had to get a building permit for the ark's
>> construction, but your plans did not meet their code. So, I had to hire
>> an engineer to redo the plans, only to get into a long argument with
>> him about whether to include a fire-sprinkler system."
>>
>> "My neighbors objected, claiming that I was violating zoning ordinances
>> by building the ark in my front yard, so I had to get a variance from
>> the city planning board."
>>
>> "Then, I had a big problem getting enough wood for the ark, because
>> there was a ban on cutting trees to save the spotted owl. I tried to
>> convince the environmentalists and the U.S. Fish and Wildlife Service
>> that I needed the wood to save the owls, but they wouldn't let me
>> catch them, so no owls."
>>
>> "Next, I started gathering up the animals but got sued by an animal
>> rights group that objected to me taking along only two of each kind."
>>
>> "Just when the suit got dismissed, the EPA notified me that I couldn't
>> complete the ark without filing an environmental impact statement on
>> your proposed flood. They didn't take kindly to the idea that they
>> had no jurisdiction over the conduct of a Supreme Being."
>>
>> "Then, the Corps of Engineers wanted a map of the proposed flood plan.
>> I sent them a globe!"
>>
>> "Right now, I'm still trying to resolve a complaint with the Equal
>> Opportunities Commission over how many minorities I'm supposed to
>> hire."
>>
>> "The IRS has seized all my assets claiming that I am trying to leave
>> the country, and I just got a notice from the state that I owe some
>> kind of use tax. Really, I don't think I can finish the ark in less
>> than five years."
>>
>> With that, the sky cleared, the sun began to shine, and a rainbow
>> arched across the sky.
>>
>> Noah looked up and smiled. "You mean you are not going to
>> destroy the world?" he asked hopefully.
>>
>> "No," said the Lord, "the government already has."
>>
>>
>>
>_______
> To unsubscribe, send "unsubscribe rangernet" to [EMAIL PROTECTED]
> "Eat the hay & spit out the sticks!" RTKB&G4JC!
> Autoresponder: [EMAIL PROTECTED] http://rangernet.org
>
CCNmail for your free web-based e-mail. http://www.ccnmail.com
_______
To unsubscribe, send "unsubscribe rangernet" to [EMAIL PROTECTED]
"Eat the hay & spit out the sticks!" RTKB&G4JC!
Autoresponder: [EMAIL PROTECTED] http://rangernet.org
