Did you hear the one about the commander who wanted to make other
commanders laugh, but couldn't think of any new jokes, so he recycled old
blond jokes?
"Keith Brooks" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> on 03/07/99 08:13:30 PM
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>Had a realy rough day?... Read the following, it will surely smoothe out
the
>rough edges!
>
>
>
><< 1.) What do you call an eternity?
> Four Royal Rangers in four cars at a four way stop.
>
> 2.) Why do Royal Rangers have TGIF written on their shoes?
> Toes Go In First.
>
> 3.) Three Royal Rangers were driving to Disneyland. After being in
the car for four hours they finally saw a sign that said
"Disneyland Left" so
they >turned around and went home.
>
>
> 4.) What do SMART Royal Rangers and UFO's have in common?
> You always hear about them but never see them.
>
>
> 5.) What did the Royal Ranger say when he opened the box of
Cheerios?
> Oh look, Commander!!!...Doughnut seeds!!
>
>
> 6.) Why did the Royal Ranger stare at the can of frozen orange
juice?
> Because it said concentrate.
>
>
> 7.) Why do Royal Rangers always smile during lightning storms?
> They think their picture is being taken.
>
>
> 8.) How can you tell when a Royal Ranger sends you a fax?
> It has a stamp on it.
>
>
> 9.) Why can't Royal Rangers dial 911?
> They can't find the 11 on the phone!
>
>
> 10.) What do you do if a Royal Ranger throws a pin at you?
> Run, he's got a grenade in his mouth!
>
>
> 11.) How can you tell if a Royal Ranger has been using your
computer?
> There is white-out all over the monitor.
>
>
> 12.) Why shouldn't Royal Rangers have coffee breaks?
> It takes too long to retrain them.
>
>
> 13.) A Royal Ranger goes to the doctor and as he touches every part
of
> his body with his finger he says, "Doctor it hurts everywhere. My
leg hurts,
> my arm hurts, my neck hurts, and even my head hurts!"
> After the doctor takes one quick look at him he answers; "That's
> because your finger is broken!"
>
>
> 14.) A Royal Ranger and a Frontiersman were walking outside when
the
> frontiersman said, "Oh look at the dead bird."
> The Royal Ranger looked skyward and said, "Where, where?"
>
>
> 15.) A Frontiersman is standing on some train tracks, jumping from
rail
> to rail, saying "21" "21" "21"
> A Royal Ranger walks up, sees him and decides to join hin. He
also
> starts jumping from rail to rail, saying "21" "21" "21"
> Suddenly, the frontiersman hears a train whistle and jumps off
the
> tracks just as the Royal Ranger is splattered all over the place.
The
> Frontiersman goes back to jumping from rail to rail , counting
"22" "22" "22"
>
>
> 16.) How do you drown a Royal Ranger?
> Put a scratch & sniff after shave sticker at the bottom of the
pool.
>
>
> 17.) Why does it take longer to build a Royal Ranger snowman as
opposed
> to a regular one?
> You have to hollow out the head.
>
>
> 18.) How do you get a twinkle in a Royal Ranger's eye?
> Shine a flashlight in his ear.
>
>
> 19.) Why don't Royal Rangers like making KOOL-AID on camping trips?
> Because they can't fit 8 cups of water in the little packet.
>
>
> 20.) Did you hear about the two Royal Rangers that were found
frozen to
> death in their car at the drive-in movie theater?
> They went to see "Closed for Winter".
>
>
> 21.) Why won't they hire Royal Rangers as pharmacists?
> They keep breaking the prescription bottles in the typewriters.
>
>
> 22.) A Royal Ranger walks up to a Coke machine and puts in a coin.
Out
> pops a coke. The Royal Ranger looks amazed and runs away to get
some more
> coins. He returns and starts feeding the machine madly and of
course the
> machine keeps feeding out drinks. A frontiersman walks up behind
the Royal
> Ranger and watches his antics for a few minutes before stopping
and asking if
> someone else could have a go. The Royal Ranger spins around and
shouts in his
> face, "Can't you see I'm winning?!"
>
>
> 23.) Two Royal Rangers were walking through the woods and they came
to
> some tracks. The first Royal Ranger said, "These look like deer
tracks," and
> the other one said, "No they look like moose tracks." They
argued and argued
> for a while and they were still arguing when the train hit them.
>
>
> 24.) Two Royal Rangers were in a parking lot trying to unlock the
door
> of their Mercedes with a coat hanger, but they couldn't. The
Ranger with the
> coat hanger stopped for a moment to catch his breath, and his
friend said
> anxioously, "Hurry up! It's starting to rain and the top is
down!"
>
>
> 26.) Hear about the Royal Ranger that got an AM radio?
> It took him a month to realize he could play it at night.
>
>
> 27.) What happened to the Royal Ranger's Ice Hockey Team?
> They drowned in Spring Training.
>
>
> 28.) What did the Royal Ranger say when he saw the sign in front of
the
> YMCA?
> "Look! They spelled MACY'S wrong!"
>
>
> 29.) Why did the Royal Rangers scale the chain-link fence?
> To see what was on the other side.
>
>
> 30.) How do you make a Royal Rangers laugh on Saturday?
> Tell him a joke on Wednesday.
>
> Send this to 10 more Royal Rangers within the next hour or you will
be
> doomed to die as a Royal Ranger Commander!!!!
>
>If you did not laugh at a few of these, you haven't been a Royal Ranger
Leader
>for more than a day!
> >>
> >>
>
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