This beard contest or is it ..........just plain fun.............reminds me of some true happenings. Since us 4 are either over 50 or around that age. Does this ring a bell. Now these actually happen. You know when you are oldddddd when 1. You take you daughter back to college. She reminds you what exit to take. Even when you been down the road many of a times. Lays out all the money out for the tolls. 2. You take your son back to college. It is a 5 hour trip one way. You make many bathroom trips on the way down. Everyone complains that the trip is taking tooooo long. Because dear old dad needs to stop at every bathroom(You do not tell them about the too many cups of coffee you had before leaving. ) 3. You go get something within your house. You go to the place where it is at. You forget what you had to get. 4. You put ear plugs in your ears to go to bed. Your mate snores. She tells you that you grind your teeth. 5.You type one these e-mails. Try to send it. But forgot who you were going to send it to. 6. A friend you have not seen in quite a while. Remembers your name. But you have no clue who you are talking to. 7. You go to bed before the rest of the family. And it is only 9pm. 8. You and your wife are on the return trip from seeing your son at college. You've been up since 4am and here it is 10pm. The speed limit is 65. But you are going 50 or 55. Your mate tells you that you are driving like an old man. You reply that you are too tired. Having a hard time keeping your eyes open. She replies," You'll be just as dead at 65 than 55. You now know that your mate has lost it. You pull over and she drives. You place your head up the blankets to go to sleep. But can not because she is all over the road. Then you tell her to pull over and you'll drive. 9. To change the tune of things. You know when you are weird. When you put on your FCF outfit. Your kids think that you are from another time zone. Or better yet, embarest to be around. 10. Click on the address book and wonder why this thing does not send. 11. punch in the numbers on the phone to call someone. End up with someone else. This has happen many of a times. I guess my fingers missed the keys. 12. You know when you are very old. When you can not see this without my glasses. signed old but young in heart, rick/eagle feather ___________________________________________________________________ You don't need to buy Internet access to use free Internet e-mail. Get completely free e-mail from Juno at http://www.juno.com/getjuno.html or call Juno at (800) 654-JUNO [654-5866] _______ To unsubscribe, send "unsubscribe rangernet" to [EMAIL PROTECTED] "Eat the hay & spit out the sticks!" RTKB&G4JC! Autoresponder: [EMAIL PROTECTED] http://rangernet.org
