You got throw in the fat , bald, and over the hill category into this
contest
Heeeeeeeyyyy ..........to you fat(ya that includes me) cat cmdrs.____
now lets see here......those pants i just bought....they just fit the
other day..
those pants must of shunk.........naaaa....call gph and ask for xxxxxxxL
or how about getting the elasic pants or how about suspenders
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh
Hey guys! Does your outpost have an office? If so, you must have a
special closet for fat commanders. The closet contains xxxxxL pants.
bald.........just they other day......Ringo(Peter,my teenage son, the one
who plays the drums) said to me, "Hey dad, you know you are going bald.
You got this wege. Like dad, if you got a short hair cut.....BOY DAD
YOUR BALD........Someday son, you'll have the same......i keep telling
that boy.....that someday he will look like me.......my youngest son, the
nerve of him......a few Christmas ago....he bought be one of those nose
hair clippers......Hey "A#1", may these beards are not beards.......but
long....very long nose hairs...better yet.....combination of nose and ear
hair....Yep, Adrian that is it......
welcome to the over the hill gang.........the stars are
Adrian..Guenther...."A#1"...
Rick............and_________
need a good laugh check us out.....call 1-800-old, bald,ponytail, and
just plain ugly...
or call 1-800-1960s
You'll see us at the rest stops..........needs to goooo
You'll see us at the old folks...
Forget the barber shop
Now where is that cane
Hey sonny.......i need a hand crossing the street.....
Yo....hand me another donut....those fat pills are good for something
Forget the sand paper......use the beard......
Stop that Ringo........no i am not weird.....or lost my mind.....canst i
have some fun
how come my daughter is giving me the evil eye......what did i do?
Boy Guenther.......the next time open the window......
Hand me another can of beans................
please erease this after reading it......tired pushed
delete...............we will fade into the
wiiiiiiind..............whish..............just
passing.......through......
signed lost my marbles........
(boy, i need to get out more.) rick
>> You need another category.....yea it is gorrrry alright....You know
>when
>> you have a rough beard. when even your own daughter does not want a
>kiss
>> from ya. Beckie is in college. She told me as long as I have that
>> beard. No, kisses. In fact, she does not want to go out with or
>marry a
>> man with a beard. NOW that is ugly!
>
>
>*I'll grant you a point.. for not caveing in to social pressure<G>
>However the new catagory is now *Ugly Beard *AND *ugly ponytail<G>
>
>
>*Here's where we are:
>
>*Gunter- 3 points (he uses his as a food larder.. snack machine)
>*Rick--- 2 points (One for sleeping w/ Ringo at home.. One for
>courage<G>)
>*Adrain- 3 points (One for obvious<G> 2 for trick'n the FCF guys into
>a
> sandwich and thinking he was *special<G>
>*Jflory- 1 point (fuzzyiest FCF'r I know..even got his beard
>published in
> a Rendezvou book and could fit right in a Dan'l Boon
>TV
> show)
>Gary
>"Burn'n heart" 1 point for a beard and a tail and not much more<G>
>
>-=A=- yur call ('jes haveing fun at CyberPowwow<G>)
>
>
>>
>> Yo, A#1.......Since we are of the 60's generation. That goes for
>old
>> man Guenther and Adrian..............Did any of you go through or in
>or
>> get over or never had mid life crises.
>
>No... you kin tell me about yourn tho<G>
>I'm gonna live fer-ever and ain't got to mid-life yet... tho I have
>been tuckerd out a few times and thought about resting under a shade
>tree
>over splitting wood in the sun<G>
>
>I got sucked down in a big hydrolic on the Sanislous River after being
>pitched into a rock wall... *Is it like that? <Big Grin>
>
>-=A=-
>
>
>-=*Jes'Shake off the dirt and take a step up! ...The MULE *=-
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