In the midst of this "high brow" thread about ugly beards and pony tails allow me to elevate the conversation. To wit: A frog goes into a bank and approaches the teller. He can see from the >teller's nameplate that her name is "Patricia Whack". > >So he says: "Ms. Whack, I'd like to get a loan to buy a boat and go on a long >vacation." > >Patti looks at the frog in disbelief and asks how much he wants to borrow. The >frog says $30,000. The teller asks his name and the frog says that his name is >Kermit Jagger and that it's OK, he knows the bank manager. > >Patti explains that $30,000 is a substantial amount of money and that he will >need to secure some collateral against the loan. She asks if he has anything >he can use as collateral. > >The frog says, "Sure. I have this," and produces a tiny pink porcelain >elephant, about half an inch tall. Bright pink and perfectly formed. > >Very confused, Patti explains that she'll have to consult with the manager and >disappears into a back office. She finds the manager and says: "There's a frog >called Kermit Jagger out there who claims to know you and wants to borrow >$30,000. And he wants to use this as collateral." > >She holds up the tiny pink elephant saying. "I mean, what the heck is this?" > >(Are you ready ???) > >Hang on to something...... > > >Scroll further............... > > > > >So the bank manager looks back at her and says: "It's a knick knack, Patti >Whack. Give the frog a loan. His old man's a Rolling Stone." Have a nice day, and I will answer the spurious charges of my having an ugly beard a pony tail and " not much more" in a later post. I have to go pray first. Gary " Burn'n heart" Rothwell One of God's Chosen Glory Heads! _______ To unsubscribe, send "unsubscribe rangernet" to [EMAIL PROTECTED] "Eat the hay & spit out the sticks!" RTKB&G4JC! Autoresponder: [EMAIL PROTECTED] http://rangernet.org
