<< FOR SAFETY'S SAKE
Do NOT ride in automobiles: they cause 20% of all fatal accidents.
Do NOT stay home: 17% of all accidents occur in the home.
Do NOT walk on the streets or sidewalks: 14% of all accidents happen to
pedestrians.
Do NOT travel by air, rail, or water: 16% of all accidents happen on these.
Only 0.001% of all deaths occur in worship services in church, and these are
related to previous physical disorders. Hence, the safest place for
you
to be at any time is church.
Bible study is safe, too. The percentage there is even less.
So, go to church! IT COULD SAVE YOUR LIFE! ###
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In a message dated 5/5/1999 9:50:08 AM Eastern Daylight Time,
[EMAIL PROTECTED] writes:
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FOR SAFETY'S SAKE
Do NOT ride in automobiles: they cause 20% of all fatal accidents.
Do NOT stay home: 17% of all accidents occur in the home.
Do NOT walk on the streets or sidewalks: 14% of all accidents happen to
pedestrians.
Do NOT travel by air, rail, or water: 16% of all accidents happen on these.
Only 0.001% of all deaths occur in worship services in church, and these are
related to previous physical disorders. Hence, the safest place for
you
to be at any time is church.
Bible study is safe, too. The percentage there is even less.
So, go to church! IT COULD SAVE YOUR LIFE! ###
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FOR SAFETY'S SAKE
Do NOT ride in automobiles: they cause 20% of all fatal accidents.
Do NOT stay home: 17% of all accidents occur in the home.
Do NOT walk on the streets or sidewalks: 14% of all accidents happen to
pedestrians.
Do NOT travel by air, rail, or water: 16% of all accidents happen on these.
Only 0.001% of all deaths occur in worship services in church, and these are
related to previous physical disorders. Hence, the safest place for you
to be at any time is church.
Bible study is safe, too. The percentage there is even less.
So, go to church! IT COULD SAVE YOUR LIFE! ###
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