-- Dennis Thomas Sr. Coordinator of Safety Training and Education Frank Phillips College P.O. Box 5118 Borger, Texas 79008-5118 Phone: (806) 274-5311, 789 Fax: (806) 274-9834 Email: [EMAIL PROTECTED]
> > AMISH AND THE ELEVATOR > > > > An Amish boy and his father were visiting a mall. > > They were amazed by almost everything they saw, > > but especially by two shiny, silver walls > > that could move apart and back together again. > > The boy asked, "What is this, Father?" > > The father (never having seen an elevator) responded, > > "Son, I have never seen anything like this in my life, > > I don't know what it is." > > While the boy and his father were watching with amazement, > > an old lady in a wheel chair rolled up to the moving walls > > and pressed a button. > > The walls opened and the lady rolled between them > > into a small room. > > The walls closed and the boy and his father watched > > the small circular numbers above the walls light up sequentially. > > They continued to watch until it reached the last number > > and then as these numbers began to light in reverse order. > > The walls opened up again > > and a beautiful 24 year old woman stepped out. > > The father, not taking his eyes off the young woman, > > said quietly to his son, "Go get your Mother."
