In a message dated 5/27/99 4:24:17 PM Pacific Daylight Time, CmdrT1 writes: << Application For Arkansas State Drivers License LAST NAME: __________________________ FIRST NAME: ( CHECK APPROPRIATE BOX) __ BILLY-BOB __ BOBBY-SUE __ BILLY-RAY __ BOBBY-JO __ BILLY-JOE __ BOBBY-ANN __ BILLY-SUE __ BOBBY-LEE __ BILLY-MAE __ BOBBY-ELLEN __ BILLY-JACK __ BOBBY-BETH AGE: ____ (IF NOT SURE, GUESS) SEX: ____ M ____ F ____ NOT SURE SHOE SIZE ____ LEFT ____ RIGHT OCCUPATION: __ FARMER __ MECHANIC __ HAIR DRESSER __ WAITRESS __ UNEMPLOYED __ DIRTY POLITICIAN SPOUSE'S NAME: ____________________ 2ND SPOUSE'S NAME ___________________ 3RD SPOUSE'S NAME ___________________ LOVER'S NAME _________________ 2ND LOVER'S NAME _________________ RELATION TO SPOUSE __ SISTER __ AUNT __ BROTHER __ UNCLE __ MOTHER __ SON __ FATHER __ DAUGHTER __ COUSIN __ PET NUMBER OF CHILDREN LIVING IN HOUSEHOLD: ________ NUMBER OF CHILDREN LIVING IN SHED ______ NUMBER THAT YOURS ________ MOTHER'S NAME __________________________ FATHER'S NAME ___________________________ ( IF NOT SURE LEAVE BLANK) EDUCATION 1 2 3 4 ( CIRCLE HIGHEST GRADE COMPLETED) DO YOU ___ OWN OR ___ RENT YOU MOBILE HOME __ TOTAL NUMBER OF VEHICLES __ NUMBER OF VEHICLES THAT STILL CRANK __ NUMBER OF VEHICLES IN FRONT YARD __ NUMBER OF VEHICLES IN BACK YARD __ NUMBER OF VEHICLES ON CEMENT BLOCKS WHERE DO YOU KEEP THEM FIREARMS ___ TRUCK ___ KITCHEN ___ BEDROOM ___ BATHROOM ___ SHED MODEL AND YEAR OF YOUR PICKUP ___________________ 194__ DO YOU HAVE A GUN RACK? ___ YES ____ NO IF NO PLEASE EXPLAIN ___________________________ NEWSPAPERS/MAGAZINES YOU READ: __ THE NATIONAL ENQUIRER __ THE GLOBE __ TV GUIDE __ SOAP OPERA DIGEST __ RIFLE AND SHOTGUN ___ NUMBER OF TIMES YOU'VE SEEN A UFO ___ NUMBER OF TIMES YOU'VE SEEN ELVIS ___ NUMBER OF TIMES YOU'VE SEEN ELVIS IN A UFO HOW OFTEN DO YOU BATHE? ___ WEEKLY ___ MONTHLY ___ NOT APPLICABLE COLOR OF TEETH __ YELLOW __ BROWNISH-YELLOW __ BROWN __ BLACK __ N/A __ TEETH? BRAND OF CHEWING TOBACCO YOU PREFER __ RED-MAN __ OTHER HOW FAR IS YOUR HOME FROM A PAVED ROAD? __ 1 MILE __ 2 MILES __ DON'T KNOW >>
Application For Arkansas State Drivers License LAST NAME: __________________________ FIRST NAME: ( CHECK APPROPRIATE BOX) __ BILLY-BOB __ BOBBY-SUE __ BILLY-RAY __ BOBBY-JO __ BILLY-JOE __ BOBBY-ANN __ BILLY-SUE __ BOBBY-LEE __ BILLY-MAE __ BOBBY-ELLEN __ BILLY-JACK __ BOBBY-BETH AGE: ____ (IF NOT SURE, GUESS) SEX: ____ M ____ F ____ NOT SURE SHOE SIZE ____ LEFT ____ RIGHT OCCUPATION: __ FARMER __ MECHANIC __ HAIR DRESSER __ WAITRESS __ UNEMPLOYED __ DIRTY POLITICIAN SPOUSE'S NAME: ____________________ 2ND SPOUSE'S NAME ___________________ 3RD SPOUSE'S NAME ___________________ LOVER'S NAME _________________ 2ND LOVER'S NAME _________________ RELATION TO SPOUSE __ SISTER __ AUNT __ BROTHER __ UNCLE __ MOTHER __ SON __ FATHER __ DAUGHTER __ COUSIN __ PET NUMBER OF CHILDREN LIVING IN HOUSEHOLD: ________ NUMBER OF CHILDREN LIVING IN SHED ______ NUMBER THAT YOURS ________ MOTHER'S NAME __________________________ FATHER'S NAME ___________________________ ( IF NOT SURE LEAVE BLANK) EDUCATION 1 2 3 4 ( CIRCLE HIGHEST GRADE COMPLETED) DO YOU ___ OWN OR ___ RENT YOU MOBILE HOME __ TOTAL NUMBER OF VEHICLES __ NUMBER OF VEHICLES THAT STILL CRANK __ NUMBER OF VEHICLES IN FRONT YARD __ NUMBER OF VEHICLES IN BACK YARD __ NUMBER OF VEHICLES ON CEMENT BLOCKS WHERE DO YOU KEEP THEM FIREARMS ___ TRUCK ___ KITCHEN ___ BEDROOM ___ BATHROOM ___ SHED MODEL AND YEAR OF YOUR PICKUP ___________________ 194__ DO YOU HAVE A GUN RACK? ___ YES ____ NO IF NO PLEASE EXPLAIN ___________________________ NEWSPAPERS/MAGAZINES YOU READ: __ THE NATIONAL ENQUIRER __ THE GLOBE __ TV GUIDE __ SOAP OPERA DIGEST __ RIFLE AND SHOTGUN ___ NUMBER OF TIMES YOU'VE SEEN A UFO ___ NUMBER OF TIMES YOU'VE SEEN ELVIS ___ NUMBER OF TIMES YOU'VE SEEN ELVIS IN A UFO HOW OFTEN DO YOU BATHE? ___ WEEKLY ___ MONTHLY ___ NOT APPLICABLE COLOR OF TEETH __ YELLOW __ BROWNISH-YELLOW __ BROWN __ BLACK __ N/A __ TEETH? BRAND OF CHEWING TOBACCO YOU PREFER __ RED-MAN __ OTHER HOW FAR IS YOUR HOME FROM A PAVED ROAD? __ 1 MILE __ 2 MILES __ DON'T KNOW
