In a message dated 5/27/99 4:24:17 PM Pacific Daylight Time, CmdrT1 writes:

<< Application For Arkansas State Drivers License
 
 LAST NAME: __________________________
 
 FIRST NAME: ( CHECK APPROPRIATE BOX)
 __ BILLY-BOB   __ BOBBY-SUE
 __ BILLY-RAY   __ BOBBY-JO
 __ BILLY-JOE    __ BOBBY-ANN
 __ BILLY-SUE   __ BOBBY-LEE
 __ BILLY-MAE   __ BOBBY-ELLEN
 __ BILLY-JACK  __ BOBBY-BETH
 
 AGE: ____ (IF NOT SURE, GUESS)
 
 SEX: ____ M  ____ F  ____ NOT SURE
 
 SHOE SIZE ____ LEFT ____ RIGHT
 
 OCCUPATION:
 __ FARMER                    __ MECHANIC
 __ HAIR DRESSER          __ WAITRESS
 __ UNEMPLOYED           __ DIRTY POLITICIAN
 
 SPOUSE'S NAME: ____________________
 
 2ND SPOUSE'S NAME ___________________
 
 3RD SPOUSE'S NAME ___________________
 
 LOVER'S NAME _________________
 
 2ND LOVER'S NAME _________________
 
 RELATION TO SPOUSE 
 __ SISTER     __ AUNT
 __ BROTHER __ UNCLE
 __ MOTHER   __ SON
 __ FATHER    __ DAUGHTER
 __ COUSIN     __ PET
 
 NUMBER OF CHILDREN LIVING IN HOUSEHOLD: ________
 NUMBER OF CHILDREN LIVING IN SHED ______
 NUMBER THAT YOURS ________
 MOTHER'S NAME __________________________
 FATHER'S NAME ___________________________ ( IF NOT SURE LEAVE BLANK)
 
 EDUCATION          1 2 3 4    ( CIRCLE HIGHEST GRADE COMPLETED)
 
 DO YOU ___ OWN OR ___ RENT YOU MOBILE HOME
 
 __ TOTAL NUMBER OF VEHICLES 
 __ NUMBER OF VEHICLES THAT STILL CRANK
 __ NUMBER OF VEHICLES IN FRONT YARD
 __ NUMBER OF VEHICLES IN BACK YARD
 __ NUMBER OF VEHICLES ON CEMENT BLOCKS
 
 WHERE DO YOU KEEP THEM FIREARMS
 ___ TRUCK             ___ KITCHEN 
 ___ BEDROOM       ___ BATHROOM
 ___ SHED
 
 MODEL AND YEAR OF YOUR PICKUP
 
 ___________________  194__
 
 DO YOU HAVE A GUN RACK?
 ___ YES ____ NO  IF NO PLEASE EXPLAIN ___________________________
 
 NEWSPAPERS/MAGAZINES YOU READ:
 __ THE NATIONAL ENQUIRER           __ THE GLOBE
 __ TV GUIDE                                     __ SOAP OPERA DIGEST
 __ RIFLE AND SHOTGUN
 
 ___ NUMBER OF TIMES YOU'VE SEEN A UFO
 
 ___ NUMBER OF TIMES YOU'VE SEEN ELVIS
 
 ___ NUMBER OF TIMES YOU'VE SEEN ELVIS IN A UFO
 
 HOW OFTEN DO YOU BATHE?
 
 ___ WEEKLY
 ___ MONTHLY
 ___ NOT APPLICABLE
 
 COLOR OF TEETH 
 __ YELLOW          __ BROWNISH-YELLOW
 __ BROWN           __ BLACK
 __ N/A                  __ TEETH?
 
 BRAND OF CHEWING TOBACCO YOU PREFER
 __ RED-MAN
 __ OTHER
 
 HOW FAR IS YOUR HOME FROM A PAVED ROAD?
 __ 1 MILE
 __ 2 MILES
 __ DON'T KNOW >>



Application For Arkansas State Drivers License

LAST NAME: __________________________

FIRST NAME: ( CHECK APPROPRIATE BOX)
__ BILLY-BOB   __ BOBBY-SUE
__ BILLY-RAY   __ BOBBY-JO
__ BILLY-JOE    __ BOBBY-ANN
__ BILLY-SUE   __ BOBBY-LEE
__ BILLY-MAE   __ BOBBY-ELLEN
__ BILLY-JACK  __ BOBBY-BETH

AGE: ____ (IF NOT SURE, GUESS)

SEX: ____ M  ____ F  ____ NOT SURE

SHOE SIZE ____ LEFT ____ RIGHT

OCCUPATION:
__ FARMER                    __ MECHANIC
__ HAIR DRESSER          __ WAITRESS
__ UNEMPLOYED           __ DIRTY POLITICIAN

SPOUSE'S NAME: ____________________

2ND SPOUSE'S NAME ___________________

3RD SPOUSE'S NAME ___________________

LOVER'S NAME _________________

2ND LOVER'S NAME _________________

RELATION TO SPOUSE 
__ SISTER     __ AUNT
__ BROTHER __ UNCLE
__ MOTHER   __ SON
__ FATHER    __ DAUGHTER
__ COUSIN     __ PET

NUMBER OF CHILDREN LIVING IN HOUSEHOLD: ________
NUMBER OF CHILDREN LIVING IN SHED ______
NUMBER THAT YOURS ________
MOTHER'S NAME __________________________
FATHER'S NAME ___________________________ ( IF NOT SURE LEAVE BLANK)

EDUCATION          1 2 3 4    ( CIRCLE HIGHEST GRADE COMPLETED)

DO YOU ___ OWN OR ___ RENT YOU MOBILE HOME

__ TOTAL NUMBER OF VEHICLES 
__ NUMBER OF VEHICLES THAT STILL CRANK
__ NUMBER OF VEHICLES IN FRONT YARD
__ NUMBER OF VEHICLES IN BACK YARD
__ NUMBER OF VEHICLES ON CEMENT BLOCKS

WHERE DO YOU KEEP THEM FIREARMS
___ TRUCK             ___ KITCHEN 
___ BEDROOM       ___ BATHROOM
___ SHED

MODEL AND YEAR OF YOUR PICKUP

___________________  194__

DO YOU HAVE A GUN RACK?
___ YES ____ NO  IF NO PLEASE EXPLAIN ___________________________

NEWSPAPERS/MAGAZINES YOU READ:
__ THE NATIONAL ENQUIRER           __ THE GLOBE
__ TV GUIDE                                     __ SOAP OPERA DIGEST
__ RIFLE AND SHOTGUN

___ NUMBER OF TIMES YOU'VE SEEN A UFO

___ NUMBER OF TIMES YOU'VE SEEN ELVIS

___ NUMBER OF TIMES YOU'VE SEEN ELVIS IN A UFO

HOW OFTEN DO YOU BATHE?

___ WEEKLY
___ MONTHLY
___ NOT APPLICABLE

COLOR OF TEETH 
__ YELLOW          __ BROWNISH-YELLOW
__ BROWN           __ BLACK
__ N/A                  __ TEETH?

BRAND OF CHEWING TOBACCO YOU PREFER
__ RED-MAN
__ OTHER

HOW FAR IS YOUR HOME FROM A PAVED ROAD?
__ 1 MILE
__ 2 MILES
__ DON'T KNOW


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