(Found and Fwd by a fellow FCF'r) -=A=- How do crazy people go through the forest? They take the psycho path. What do prisoners use to call each other? Cell phones. What do you call four bullfighters in quicksand? Quatro sinko. What do you get from a pampered cow? Spoiled milk. What do you get when you cross an elephant and a skin doctor? A pachydermatologist. What has four legs, is big, green, and fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree would kill you? A pool table. What kind of coffee was served on the Titanic? Sanka. ...and what kind of lettuce? Iceberg. What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches? A nervous wreck. Where do you find a no-legged dog? Right where you left him. Why do gorillas have big nostrils? Because they have big fingers. -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- END HUMOR *back to Rangernet<G> -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- _______ From Duane Wheeler <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> via RangerNet To unsubscribe, send "unsubscribe rangernet" to [EMAIL PROTECTED] To join a lower volume list with some of the best posts to RangerNet, send "subscribe rrgold" to [EMAIL PROTECTED] Autoresponder: [EMAIL PROTECTED] Web site: http://rangernet.org
