Why God created Eve. > > 10. God was worried that Adam would frequently become lost in the Garden. > > 9. God knew that one day Adam would require someone to locate and hand > him the remote. > > 8. God knew Adam would never go out and buy himself a new fig leaf when > his wore out and would therefore need Eve to buy one for him. > > 7. God knew Adam would never be able to make a doctor's, dentist, or > haircut appointment for himself. > > 6. God knew Adam would never remember which night to put the garbage on > the curb. > > 5. God knew if the world was to be populated, men would never be able to > handle the pain and discomfort of childbearing. > > 4. As the Keeper of the Garden, Adam would never remember where he left > his tools. > > 3. Apparently, Adam needed someone to blame his troubles on when God > caught him hiding in the garden. > > 2. As the Bible says, It is not good for man to be alone! > > And finally, the Number 1 reason why God created Eve... > > 1. When God finished the creation of Adam, He stepped back, scratched > his head, and said, 'I can do better than that." > > > _______ To unsubscribe, send "unsubscribe rangernet" to [EMAIL PROTECTED] "Eat the hay & spit out the sticks! - A#1's mule" RTKB&G4JC! http://rangernet.org Autoresponder: [EMAIL PROTECTED]
