Laugh at the Little Johnny we are or know.
Little Johnny
A new teacher was trying to make use of her psychology
courses.
She started her class by saying, "Everyone who thinks you're
stupid, stand up!" After a few seconds, Little Johnny stood
up.
The teacher said, "Do you think you're stupid, Little Johnny?
"No, ma'am, but I hate to see you standing there all by
yourself!"
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Little Johnny watched, fascinated, as his mother smoothed
cold cream on her face. "Why do you do that, mommy?" he
asked.
"To make myself beautiful," said his mother, who then began
removing the cream with a tissue.
"What's the matter?" asked Little Johnny. "Giving up?"
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A Sunday School teacher of preschoolers was concerned
that his students might be a little confused about Jesus
Christ because of the Christmas season emphasis on His
birth.
He wanted to make sure they understood that the birth of
Jesus occurred a long time ago, that he grew up, etc.
So he asked his class, "Where is Jesus today?"
Steven raised his hand and said, "He's in heaven."
Mary was called on and answered, "He's in my heart."
Little Johnny, waving his hand furiously, blurted out, "I know!
I know! He's in our bathroom!!!"
The whole class got very quiet, looked at the teacher, and
waited for a response. The teacher was completely at a loss
for a few very long seconds.
Finally, he gathered his wits and asked Little Johnny how he
knew this.
Little Johnny said, "Well...every morning, my father gets up,
bangs on the bathroom door, and yells, "Jesus Christ, are
you still in there?!"
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The math teacher saw that little Johnny wasn't paying attention
in class. She called on him and said, "Johnny! What are 2 and
4 and 28 and 20?
Little Johnny quickly replied, "NBC, CBS, HBO and the
Cartoon Network!"
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At Sunday School they were teaching how God created
everything, including human beings.
Little Johnny a child in the kindergarten class, seemed
especially intent when they told him how Eve was created out
of one of Adam's ribs.
Later in the week his mother noticed him lying down as
though he were ill, and said, "Johnny what is the matter?"
Little Johnny responded, "I have a pain in my side. I think I'm
going to have a wife."
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Little Johnny's kindergarten class was on a field trip to their
local police station where they saw pictures, tacked to a
bulletin board, of the 10 most wanted criminals.
One of the youngsters pointed to a picture and asked if it
really was the photo of a wanted person.
"Yes," said the policeman. "The detectives want very badly to
capture him."
Little Johnny asked, "Why didn't you keep him when you
took his picture?"
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