> An Italian, an Irishman and a Chinese fellow are hired at a
> construction site. The foreman points out a huge pile
> of sand and says to the Italian guy,: "You're in charge
> of sweeping". To the Irishman he says"You're in charge of
> shoveling." And to the Chinese guy he says, "You're in
> charge of supplies". He says, "Now, I have to leave for a
> little while. I expect you guys to make a dent in that
> there pile".
>
> The foreman goes away for a couple of hours, and when he
> returns, the pile of sand is untouched. He says to the
> Italian, "Why didn't you sweep any of it?" The Italian
> replies in a heavy accent, "I donna have-a no broom-a. You
> said the Chinese-a guy was-a in a charge of supplies-a,
> but he a disappeared-a and I couldnna find-a him." Then
> the foreman turns to the Irishman and asks why he didn't
> shovel. The Irishman replies in his heavy brogue, "Aye,
> ye did lad. But I counna get me self a shovel. Ye left
> the Chinese guy in chairge of supplies, but I counna fin'
> him.
>
> The foreman is really angry now, and storms off toward the
> pile of sand looking for the Chinese guy. Just then, the
> Chinese guy springs out from behind the pile of sand and
> yells "SUPPLIES!!!!!"
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