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To: AME2 Felix M Alberca@AIMD@Whidbey, AMH1 Dwayne E
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From: PR1 Bjorn E Bjornstad@AIMD@Whidbey
Date: Tuesday, September 7, 1999 at 6:45:02 am PDT
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Date: Sunday, September 5, 1999 at 11:18:03 am PDT
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Fw: A friend sent this to me and I still haven't stopped laughing :-)
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>From a little book called "Disorder in the Court."
Statements people actually said in court...
Q: What is your date of birth?
A: July fifteenth.
Q: What year?
A: Every year.
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Q: What gear were you in at
the moment of the impact?
A: Gucci sweats and Reeboks.
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Q: This myasthenia gravis-does
it affect your memory at all?
A: Yes.
Q: And in what ways does it affect your memory?
A: I forget.
Q: You forget. Can you give us an example
of something that you've forgotten?
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Q: How old is your son-the one living with you.
A: Thirty-eight or thirty-five, I can't remember which.
Q: How long has he lived with you?
A: Forty-five years.
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Q: What was the first thing your husband
said to you when he woke that
morning?
A: He said, "Where am I, Cathy?"
Q: And why did that upset you?
A: My name is Susan.
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Q: And where was the location of the accident?
A: Approximately milepost 499.
Q: And where is milepost 499?
A: Probably between milepost 498 and 500.
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Q: Sir, what is your IQ?
A: Well, I can see pretty well, I think.
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Q: Did you blow your horn or anything?
A: After the accident?
Q: Before the accident.
A: Sure, I played for ten years. I
even went to school for it.
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Q: Do you know if your daughter
has ever been involved in the
voodoo or occult?
A: We both do.
Q: Voodoo?
A: We do.
Q: You do?
A: Yes, voodoo.
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Q: Trooper, when you stopped the
defendant, were your red and blue
lights flashing?
A: Yes.
Q: Did the defendant say anything when
she got out of her car?
A: Yes, sir.
Q: What did she say?
A: What disco am I at?
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Q: Now doctor, isn't it true that
when a person dies in his sleep,
he doesn't know about it until the next morning?
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Q: Were you present when your picture was taken?
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Q: Was it you or your younger brother
who was killed in the war?
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Q: Did he kill you?
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Q: How far apart were the vehicles
at the time of the collision?
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Q: You were there until the time
you left, is that true?
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Q: How many times have you committed suicide?
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Q: She had three children, right?
A: Yes.
Q: How many were boys?
A: None.
Q: Were there any girls?
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Q: You say the stairs went down to the basement?
A: Yes.
Q: And these stairs, did they go up also?
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Q: Mr. Slatery, you went on a rather
elaborate honeymoon, didn't you?
A: I went to Europe, Sir.
Q: And you took your new wife?
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Q: How was your first marriage terminated?
A: By death.
Q: And by whose death was it terminated?
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Q: Can you describe the individual?
A: He was about medium height and had a beard.
Q: Was this a male, or a female?
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Q: Is your appearance here this morning
pursuant to a Deposition Notice which
I sent to your attorney?
A: No, this is how I dress when
I go to work.
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Q: Doctor, how many autopsies have
you performed on dead people?
A: All my autopsies are performed on dead people.
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Q: All your responses must be oral, OK?
What school did you go to?
A: Oral.
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Q: Do you recall the time that you examined the body?
A: The autopsy started around 8:30 p.m.
Q: And Mr. Dennington was dead at the time?
A: No, he was sitting on the table
wondering why I was doing an autopsy.
Q: Doctor, before you performed the
autopsy, did you check for a pulse?
A: No.
Q: Did you check for blood pressure?
A: No.
Q: Did you check for breathing?
A: No.
Q: So, then it is possible that the
patient was alive when you began
the autopsy?
A: No.
Q: How can you be so sure, Doctor?
A: Because his brain was sitting on
my desk in a jar.
Q: But could the patient have still been alive nevertheless?
A: It is possible that he could have
been alive and practicing law somewhere.
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