Sixteen Steps to Build a Campfire
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1. Split dead kindling into fragments and shave one fragment into slivers.
2. Bandage left thumb.
3. Chop other fragments into smaller tinder
4. Bandage left foot.
5. Make A Frame fire (include those embedded in hand)
6. Light Match
7. Light Match
8. Repeat "a Ranger is cheerful" and light match.
9. Apply match to A Frame fire, add kindling fragments, and blow gently into
base of fire.
10. Apply burn ointment to nose.
11. When fire is burning, collect more wood.
12. Upon discovering that fire has gone out while out searching for
> more wood, soak wood from can labeled "kerosene."
13. Treat face and arms for second-degree burns.
14. Relabel can to read "gasoline."
15. When fire is burning well, add all remaining firewood.
16. When thunder storm has passed, repeat steps.
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