From: <A HREF="mailto:LynBos1">LynBos1</A> Deleted a couple inappropriate > HOW TO MAKE NEW FRIENDS... > THINGS TO DO IN AN ELEVATOR: > 1) When there's only one other person in the > elevator, tap them on the shoulder and > then pretend it wasn't you. >=20 > 2) Push the buttons and pretend they give > you a shock. Smile, and go back for more. >=20 > 3) Ask if you can push the button for other > people, but push the wrong ones. >=20 > 5) Hold the doors open and say you're waiting > for your friend. After a while, let the doors > close and say, "Hi Greg. How's your day > been?" >=20 > 6) Drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to > help pick it up, then scream, "That's mine!" >=20 > 7) Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone > in the elevator. >=20 > 8) Move your desk in to the elevator and > whenever someone gets on, ask if they have > an appointment. >=20 > 9) Lay down a Twister mat and ask people if > they'd like to play. >=20 > 10) Leave a box in the corner, and when someone > gets on ask them if they hear something > ticking. >=20 > 11) Pretend you are a flight attendant and review > emergency procedures and exits with the > passengers. >=20 > 12) Ask, "Did you feel that?" >=20 > 13) Stand really close to someone, sniffing them > occasionally. >=20 > 14) When the doors close, announce to the others, > "It's okay. Don't panic, they open up again." >=20 > 15) Swat at flies that don't exist. >=20 > 17) Call out, "group hug!", then enforce it. >=20 > 18) Grimace painfully while smacking your > forehead and muttering, "Shut up, all > of you, just shut up!" >=20 > 19) Crack open your briefcase or purse, and > while peering inside, ask, Got enough air > in there?" >=20 > 20) Stand silently and motionless in the > corner, facing the wall, without getting > off. >=20 > 21) Stare at another passenger for a while, > then announce in horror, "You're one of > THEM!" and back away slowly. >=20 > 22) Wear a puppet on your hand and use it to > talk to the other passengers. >=20 > 23) Listen to the elevator walls with your > stethoscope. >=20 > 24) Make explosion noises when anyone presses > a button. >=20 > 25) Stare, grinning at another passenger for a > while, and then announce, "I have new socks > on." >=20 > 26) Draw a little square on the floor with chalk > and announce to the other passengers, "This is > my personal space! ----------------------- Headers -------------------------------- Return-Path: <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> Received: from rly-zb01.mx.aol.com (rly-zb01.mail.aol.com [172.31.41.1]) by air-zb01.mail.aol.com (v62.10) with ESMTP; Wed, 13 Oct 1999 12:17:06 -0400 Received: from lawsnakard.com (mail.lawsnakard.com [209.196.78.115]) by rly-zb01.mx.aol.com (v61.13) with ESMTP; Wed, 13 Oct 1999 12:16:56 -0400 Received: from LSG#u#DOM-Message_Server by lawsnakard.com with Novell_GroupWise; Wed, 13 Oct 1999 11:16:44 -0500 Message-Id: <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> X-Mailer: Novell GroupWise 5.2 Date: Wed, 13 Oct 1999 11:16:42 -0500 From: "Cynthia Adkins" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> To: [EMAIL PROTECTED], [EMAIL PROTECTED], [EMAIL PROTECTED], [EMAIL PROTECTED], [EMAIL PROTECTED], [EMAIL PROTECTED], [EMAIL PROTECTED], [EMAIL PROTECTED], [EMAIL PROTECTED], [EMAIL PROTECTED], [EMAIL PROTECTED], [EMAIL PROTECTED], [EMAIL PROTECTED], [EMAIL PROTECTED], [EMAIL PROTECTED] Subject: Fwd: Elevator Humor Mime-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: message/rfc822 _______ To unsubscribe, send "unsubscribe rangernet" to [EMAIL PROTECTED] "Eat the hay & spit out the sticks! - A#1's mule" RTKB&G4JC! http://rangernet.org Autoresponder: [EMAIL PROTECTED]
