>Here is how to successfully bathe a cat: > >1. Thoroughly clean the toilet. > >2. Add the required amount of shampoo to the toilet water, and have both lids >lifted. > >3. Obtain the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom. > >4. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close both lids (you >may need to stand on the lid so that he cannot escape). CAUTION: Do not get >any part of your body too close to the edge, as his paws will be reaching out >for any purchase they can find. > >5. Flush the toilet three or four times. This provides a "power-wash and >rinse" which I have found to be quite effective. > >6. Have someone open the door to the outside and ensure that there are no >people between the toilet and the outside door. > >7. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift both lids. > >8. The now-clean cat will rocket out of the toilet, and run outside where he >>will dry himself. > > Sincerely, > The DOG _______ To unsubscribe, send "unsubscribe rangernet" to [EMAIL PROTECTED] "Eat the hay & spit out the sticks! - A#1's mule" RTKB&G4JC! http://rangernet.org Autoresponder: [EMAIL PROTECTED]
