My wife sent this to me. :) > >Why Men Are Proud of Themselves: > > 1. We know how to fix stuff > 2. A 5-day trip requires only one suitcase > 3. We can open all our own jars > 4. We can go to the bathroom without a support group > 5. We don't have to learn to spell a new last name > 6. We can leave a motel bed unmade > 7. We can kill our own food > 8. We get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness > 9. Wedding plans take care of themselves >10. If someone forgets to invite us to something they can still be > our friend. >11. Underwear is $10 a three-pack >12. If you are 34 and single nobody notices >13. Everything on our faces stays the original color >14. Three pair of shoes are more than enough >15. We don't have to clean the house/apartment if the meter reader > is coming. >16. Car mechanics tell us the truth. >17. We can sit quietly and watch a game with a friend for hours > without thinking "He must be mad at me." >18. Same work - more pay >19. Gray hair and wrinkles only add character >20. We can drop by and see a friend without having to bring a > little gift. >21. If another guy shows up at a party in the same outfit you just > might become lifelong friends. >22. Your pals will never trap you with: "So, notice anything > different?" >23. We are not expected to know the names of more than 5 colors >24. We almost never have a "strap problem" in public >25. We are totally unable to see wrinkles in our clothes >26. The same hairstyle lasts for years - maybe decades >27. We don't have to shave below the neck >28. A few belches are expected and tolerated >29. Our belly usually hides our big hips >30. One wallet, one pair of shoes, one color, all seasons >31. We can do our nails with a pocketknife >32. We have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache >33. Christmas shopping can be accomplished for 25 people on the > day before Christmas and in 45 minutes. > > > > > > >__________________________________________ >NetZero - Defenders of the Free World >Get your FREE Internet Access and Email at >http://www.netzero.net/download/index.html ___________________________________________________________________ Get the Internet just the way you want it. Free software, free e-mail, and free Internet access for a month! Try Juno Web: http://dl.www.juno.com/dynoget/tagj. _______ To unsubscribe, send "unsubscribe rangernet" to [EMAIL PROTECTED] "Eat the hay & spit out the sticks! - A#1's mule" RTKB&G4JC! http://rangernet.org Autoresponder: [EMAIL PROTECTED]
