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Words of wisdom from children...
1. Never trust a dog to watch your food. - Patrick, age 10
2. When your dad is mad and asks you, "Do I look stupid?" don't
answer him.- Michael, 14
3. Never tell your mom her diet's not working. - Michael, 14
4. Stay away from prunes. - Randy, 9
5. Never pee on an electric fence. - Robert, 13
6. Don't squat with your spurs on. - Noronha, 13
7. Don't pull dad's finger when he tells you to. - Emily, 10
8. When your mom is mad at your dad, don't let her brush your hair.
-Taylia, 11
9. Never allow your three-year old brother in the same room as your
school assignment. - Traci, 14
10. Don't sneeze in front of mom when you're eating crackers.
-Mitchell,12
11. Puppies still have bad breath even after eating a tic tac. - Andrew,9
12. Never hold a dust buster and a cat at the same time. - Kyoyo, 9
13. You can't hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk. - Armir,9
14. Don't wear polka-dot underwear under white shorts. - Kellie, 11
15. If you want a kitten, start out by asking for a horse. -Naomi,15
16. Felt markers are not good to use as lipstick. - Lauren, 9
17. Don't pick on your sister when she's holding a baseball bat. -Joel,10
18. When you get a bad grade in school, show it to your mom whenshe's
on the phone. - Alyesha, 13
19. Never try to baptize a cat. - Eileen, 8
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