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From: Howard & Toni Baker [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]]
Sent: Monday, February 07, 2000 05:42 PM
To: John Boyer; Ken Hart; LAMPE SHERYL; Bill Allan Zerby
Subject: Fw: VOICE MAIL THOUGHTS
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> We have all learned to live with "voice mail" as a necessary part of
> modern
> life. But have you wondered, "What if God decided to install voice
> mail?" Imagine praying and hearing this: Thank you for calling My
> Father's House. Please select one of the following options:
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> Press 1 for Requests
> Press 2 for Thanksgiving
> Press 3 for Complaints
> Press 4 for All Other Inquires.
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> What if God used the familiar excuse... "I'm sorry, all of our angels
> are busy helping other sinners right now. However, your prayer is
> important to us and will be answered in the order it was received, so
> please stay on the line"
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> Can you imagine getting these kinds of responses as you call God in
> Prayer: If you would like to speak to:
> Gabriel, Press 1
> For Michael, Press 2
> For a directory of other Angels, Press 3 If you would like to hear King
> David sing a Psalm while you are holding please Press 4.
> To find out if a loved one has been assigned to Heaven, Press 5, enter
> his or her Social Security number, then press the pound key. (If you
> get
> a negative response, try area code 666.)
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> For reservations at "My Father's House"
> please enter J-O-H-N followed by 3-1-6.
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> For answers to nagging questions about dinosaurs, the age of the earth
> and where Noah's Ark is, please wait until you arrive here.
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> Our computers show that you have already prayed once today. Please hang
> up and try again tomorrow.
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> This office is closed for the weekend to observe a religious holiday.
> Please pray again Monday after 9:30 AM.
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> If you need emergency assistance when this office is closed, contact
> your
> local pastor.
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> THANK GOD, HE DOESN'T HAVE VOICE MAIL AND HE LISTENS WHEN WE PRAY!!!!!
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