*yea... How about sliped on "non-skid" Fenders on Mt.bikes a must. You've never rode anywhere flat. pouring salt on a slug A Hawk on every lamp post.. 12 dead racoons on the way to work.. Anyone with a tan is suspect... You know what size wipers your car prefers... your car drips fluid but you'd never know it. You forgot what "dust" is... Elk are pests Deer are too... Walk'n in the woods requires a gps locater-and a .44 mag Where ever you go-take a parka. It's cold-wet and you can't feel your fingers-HOME! You know direction by relation to Mt.Hood, Mt Jefferson Mt.Adams, Mt.Saint Helens and the Three sisters... [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote: > If you think Duane's and my posts seem a little odd at times - this is > probably because we live in the pacific NW. So what's so odd about that > well........ > ----- Original Message ----- > > > > YOU LIVE IN THE PACIFIC NORTHWEST IF YOU... > > > > > > Feel guilty about throwing aluminum cans or paper in the trash. > > > Use the expression "sunbreak" and know what it means. > > > Know more than 10 ways to order coffee. > > > Know more people who own boats than air conditioners. > > > Feel overdressed wearing a suit to a nice restaurant. > > > Are amazed by accurate weather forecasts. > > > Consider that if it has no snow or has not recently erupted, it is not > > > really a mountain. > > > Complain about Californians, as you sell your house to one for twice its > > > value. > > > Consider swimming an indoor sport. > > > In the winter, go to work in the dark and come home in the dark-while > only > > > working 8 hours. > > > Never go camping without waterproof matches and a poncho and a tarp. > > > Are not fazed by forecasts: "Showers followed by rain" or "Rain followed > > > by showers." > > > Can't wait for a day with "Showers with sunbreaks." > > > Have no concept of humidity without precipitation. > > > Can taste the difference between Starbucks, Seattle's Best, or Veneto's. > > > Know that Boring is a town in Oregon and not just a state of mind. > > > Can point to at least two volcanoes, even if you can't see through the > > > cloud cover. > > > Put on your shorts when the temperature gets above 50, but still wear > your > > > hiking boots and parka. > > > Wear Birkenstocks in the winter but with socks on. > > > Think people who use umbrellas are either wimps or tourists. > > > Have actually used a mountain bike on a mountain. > > > Knew immediately that the view outside of Frasier's window was fake. > > > Have a heater in your golf cart. > > > Buy new sunglasses every year because you can't find the old ones after > > > not having used them for such a long time. > > > > > > > > _______ > To unsubscribe, send "unsubscribe rangernet" to [EMAIL PROTECTED] > "Eat the hay & spit out the sticks! - A#1's mule" RTKB&G4JC! > http://rangernet.org Autoresponder: [EMAIL PROTECTED] -- ��ࡱ�
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