Subject: Important Notice >Subject: RECALL NOTICE! IMPORTANT! > > > The maker of all human beings is recalling all units manufactured, > regardless of make or year, due to the serious defect in the primary and > central component of the heart. This is due to a malfunction in the > original prototype units code named Adam and Eve, resulting in the >reproduction > of the same defect in all subsequent units. This defect has been > technically termed, Subsequential Internal Non-Morality,' or more >commonly >known as > S-I-N, as it is primarily symptomized by loss of moral judgment. > > Some other symptoms include: > > (a) Loss of direction > (b) Foul vocal emissions > (c) Amnesia of origin > (d) Lack of peace and joy > (e) Selfish, or violent behavior > (f) Depression or confusion in the mental component > (g) Fear > (h) Idolatry > > The manufacturer, who is neither liable or at fault for this defect, is > providing factory authorized repair and service, free of charge to > correct this SIN defect. > > The number to call for the recall station in your area is: P-R-A-Y-E-R. > > Once connected, please upload your burden of SIN by pressing > R-E-P-E-N-T-A-N-C-E. > Next, download J-E-S-U-S into the heart. No matter how big or small the > SIN defect is, the JESUS repair will replace it with: > > (a) Love > (b) Joy > (c) Peace > (d) Longsuffering > (e) Gentleness > (f) Goodness > (g) Faith > (h) Meekness > (i) Temperance > > Please see operating manual, HOLY BIBLE, for further details on the use > of these fixes. > > WARNING: Continuing to operate the human unit without correction, voids > the manufacturer's warranty, exposing owner to dangers and problems too > numerous to list and will result in the human unit being permanently > impounded. > > For free emergency service, call on J-E-S-U-S. > > DANGER: The human units not receiving this recall action will have to be > scrapped in the furnace. The SIN defect must not enter heaven or else > heaven will be infected. > > Author: The Creator _______ To unsubscribe, send "unsubscribe rangernet" to [EMAIL PROTECTED] "Eat the hay & spit out the sticks! - A#1's mule" RTKB&G4JC! http://rangernet.org Autoresponder: [EMAIL PROTECTED]
