Date: Friday, June 23, 2000 1:51 PM Subject: Children's Bill of Rights > CHILDREN'S BILL OF RIGHTS >> >> My son came home from school one day, >> with a silly grin on his face, >> He thought he was smarter than me, his Mom, >> and could put me in my place. >> >> HE SAID: >> Guess what I learned in Civics Two, >> that's taught by Mr. Wright, >> It's about the laws of the land today, >> its called THE CHILDREN'S BILL OF RIGHTS. >> >> IT SAID: >> I don't have to clean my room, >> I don't have to cut my hair. >> Nobody can tell me what to eat, >> My freedom of speech is guaranteed. >> Its my choice of what I read, or watch on TV. >> >> I have freedom of religion, >> and regardless of what you say, >> I don't have to ask your God for help --- >> I DON'T HAVE TO PRAY. >> >> I can wear an earring in my ear, >> And, if I want, can pierce my nose. >> It's my choice if I so desire, >> to tattoo Satan's numbers across my toes. >> >> AND if you try to spank me, >> I will charge you with the crime, >> and I can back up all my charges, >> with the marks on my behind. >> >> HE SAID: >> Don't ever touch me, >> this body is only for my use, >> not for your hugs and kisses and stuff, >> that's just another form of child abuse. >> >> HE CONTINUED WITH: >> Don't fill my head with morals, >> like your mama did to you, >> That's what's called mind control, >> And it's illegal too! >> >> Mom, I have these children's rights, >> you can't do a thing to me, >> I can call Children's Services, >> better known as C. S. D. >> >> MY TURN!!!! >> >> My very first impression was, >> to toss this boy out the door, >> But here was a chance to teach him a lesson, >> for once and ever more. >> >> I took my time and mulled it over, >> I couldn't let this go. >> This kid of mine didn't realize, >> that he was messing with a pro! >> >> AND AWAY WE GO............. >> The next day we went shopping, >> and in spite of every plea, >> I didn't buy him 501s >> or shirts designed by Nike. >> >> I had called and talked to C. S. D., >> they said they didn't care, >> if I bought him K-Mart shoes, >> or a pair of Nike Airs. >> >> AND THEN: >> I canceled his appointment >> to test his driving skills, >> I'd probably be dead by now, >> if only looks could kill! >> >> I SAID: >> There's no time to stop and eat, >> or pick up stuff to munch, >> I think you should follow C. S. D.'s advice, >> And make yourself a sack lunch. >> >> So, what if you are too hungry, >> to wait 'til dinner time? >> Well, we're having liver and onions, >> Cause it's a favorite dish of mine. >> >> He ASKED: >> Can we stop to get a movie, >> so I can watch it on the VCR? >> Absolutely not! I sold the TV in your room >> and bought new tires for my car. >> >> I also rented out your room, >> you really don't need a bed. >> C.S.D. says all that's required of me >> is to put a roof over your head. >> >> I only have to buy your clothes, >> and the food that you must eat, >> The money you used to get for an allowance, >> will buy me something neat. >> >> No more eating after we shop, >> no more joking along the way, >> I too have a BILL OF RIGHTS, >> that goes into effect today! >> >> What's the matter, are you crying? >> Are you down on your knees? >> Why are you asking God for help?......... >> WHY NOT CALL THE C.S.D.? _______ To unsubscribe, send "unsubscribe rangernet" to [EMAIL PROTECTED] "Eat the hay & spit out the sticks! - A#1's mule" RTKB&G4JC! http://rangernet.org Autoresponder: [EMAIL PROTECTED]
