A little girl became restless as the preacher's
sermon dragged on
and on. Finally, she leaned over to her mother and
whispered, "Mommy,
if we give him the money now, will he let us go?"
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A boy was watching his father, a pastor, write a
sermon. "How do you know what to say?" he asked.
"Why, God tells me."
"Oh, then why do you keep crossing things out?"
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A father took his 5-year-old son to several NASCAR races
where The Star-spangled Banner was sung before the start
of each race.
Then the father and son attended a church on a Sunday
shortly before Independence Day. The congregation sang
The Star-spangled Banner, and when everyone was about to
sit down, the little boy suddenly yelled out,
"Gentlemen Start your engines!!!"
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A 6-year-old was overheard reciting the Lord's
Prayer at a church service: "And forgive us our trash passes
as we forgive those who passed trash against us."
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After a church service on Sunday Morning, a young boy suddenly
announced to his mother, "Mom, I've decided to become a
minister when I grow up."
That's okay with us, but what made you decide that?"
"Well," said the little boy, "I have to go to church on
Sunday anyway, and I figure it will be more fun to stand
up and yell than to sit and listen."
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What does the word Bible mean?
A father was approached by his small son, who
told him proudly, "I know what the word Bible means!"
His father smiled and replied, "What do you mean,
you know what the word Bible means?"
The son replied, "I do know!"
"Okay," said his father. "So, Son, what does it mean?"
"That's easy, Daddy. It stands for Basic Information Before
Leaving Earth."
AMEN!!
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