Hey Gang,
Here's a joke for you;
Harvey's grandfather clock suddenly stops working right one day, so he
loads it into his van and takes it to a clock repair shop. In the shop is
a little old man who insists he is Swiss, and has a heavy German accent.
He asks Harvey, "Vat sims to be ze problem?"
Harvey says, "I'm not sure, but it doesn't go 'tick- tock-tick-tock'
anymore. Now it just goes 'tick... tick... tick."
The old man says, "Mmm-Hm!" and steps behind the counter, where he
rummages around a bit. He emerges with a huge flashlight and walks over
to the grandfather clock. He turns the flashlight on, and shines it
directly into the clocks face. Then he says in a menacing voice, .......
"Ve haf vays of making you tock!"
There's a storm coming, our Storm.
PROCLAIMING GOD'S LOVE TO A DYING WORLD
Say to the captives, 'come out,' and those in darkness, 'Be free!'
Isaiah 49:9
Love in Jesus
Adrian Bonham aka Morning Light, The Larrikin
I looked to the heavens to where God dwells
I looked into my life to see he lives there as well.
Outpost 49
Hawkesbury Royal Rangers
Windsor, N.S.W.
Australia
F.C.F. 94
http://www.summit.net.au/~founder1/
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