My daughter sent this to me. You get a laugh out it.
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>AlGore I am!
>by Bill Gaudry
>
>Can we count them with our nose?
>Can we count them with our toes?
>Should we count them with a band?
>Should we count them all by hand?
>If I do not like the count,
>I will simply throw them out!
>I will not let this vote count stand,
>I do not like them, and ALGore I am!
>
>Can we change these numbers here?
>Can we change them, calm my fears?
>What do you mean Dubya has won?
>That is not fair! It ruins my fun!
>Let's count them upside down this time
>Let's count until the state is mine!
>I will not let THIS vote count stand!
>I do not like it, and AlGore I am!
>
>I'm really ticked, I'm in a snit!
>You have not heard the last of it!
>I'll count the ballots one by one
>And hold each up before the sun!
>I'll count, recount, and count some more!
>You'll grow to like this little chore!
>I will not let this vote count stand!
>I do not like it, and AlGore I am!
>
>I won't leave office, stayin' here
>I've glued my desk chair to my rear!
>Tipper, Hillary, and Bubba too,
>Are telling me that I should SUE!
>We find the Electoral College vile!
>Recount the votes until WE smile!
>We do not want this vote to stand!
>We do not LIKE it, AlGore-I-am!
>
>How shall we count THIS ballot box?
>Let's count it standing in our socks!
>Shall we count this one in a tree?
>And who shall count it, you or me?
>We cannot, cannot count enough!
>We must not stop, we must be tough!
>I do not want this vote to stand!
>I do not like it, and AlGore I am!
>
>I've counted till my fingers bleed
>And still can't fufill my counting need.
>I'll count the tiles on the floor
>And even count the ones next door!
>And I will not say I am done
>Until the counting says I've WON!
>I will not let this vote count stand!
>I do not like it, and AlGore I am!
>
>What's that?
>What?
>What's that you say?
>You think the current count should....STAY?????
>You do not like my counting scheme?
>It makes you tense?
>Gives you bad dreams?
>Foolish folks, you're wrong, you'll see!
>Your only care should be for ME!
>I will not let this vote count stand!
>I do not like it, and AlGore I am!
>
>***********************
>Question of the Day: "How many Floridians does it take to change a light
>bulb? Don't know; they're still counting."
>
>************************
>
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