<< << A redneck family from the hills was visiting the city and they were in a skyscraper for the first time in their life. The father and son wandered around while the mother visited the information booth. In their short time in the big city they were amazed by almost everything they saw, but especially by two shiny, silver walls that could move apart and then slide back together again. The boy asked, "Paw, What's 'at?" The father responded, "Son, I dunno. I ain't never seen anything like that in my entire life, I ain't got no idea'r what it is." While the boy and his father were watching with amazement, a fat and hairy old lady walked up to the moving walls and pressed a button. The walls opened and the lady squeezed between them into a small room. The walls closed and the boy and his father watched the small circular numbers above the walls light up sequentially. They continued to watch until it reached the last number and then the numbers began to light in the reverse order. The walls opened up again and a gorgeous, voluptuous 24-year-old blonde woman stepped out. The father, not taking his eyes off the young woman, said quietly to his son, "Boy, go git yo Momma". >> >> >>
A redneck family from the hills was visiting the city and they were in a
skyscraper for the first time in their life. The father and son wandered
around while the mother visited the information booth. In their short
time in the big city they were amazed by almost everything they saw, but
especially by two shiny, silver walls that could move apart and then slide
back together again.
The boy asked, "Paw, What's 'at?"
The father responded, "Son, I dunno. I ain't never seen anything like
that in my entire life, I ain't got no idea'r what it is."
While the boy and his father were watching with amazement, a fat and hairy
old lady walked up to the moving walls and pressed a button. The walls
opened and the lady squeezed between them into a small room. The walls
closed and the boy and his father watched the small circular numbers above
the walls light up sequentially. They continued to watch until it reached
the last number and then the numbers began to light in the reverse order.
The walls opened up again and a gorgeous, voluptuous 24-year-old blonde
woman stepped out.
The father, not taking his eyes off the young woman, said quietly to his
son, "Boy, go git yo Momma".
A redneck family from the hills was visiting the city and they were in a
skyscraper for the first time in their life.� The father and son wandered
around while the mother visited the information booth.� In their short time
in the big city they were amazed by almost everything they saw, but
especially by two shiny, silver walls that could move apart and then slide
back together again.
The boy asked, "Paw, What's 'at?"
The father responded, "Son, I dunno.� I ain't never seen anything like that
in my entire life, I ain't got no idea'r what it is."
While the boy and his father were watching with amazement, a fat and hairy
old lady walked up to the moving walls and pressed a button.� The walls
opened and the lady squeezed between them into a small room.� The walls
closed and the boy and his father watched the small circular numbers above
the walls light up sequentially.� They continued to watch until it reached
the last number and then the numbers began to light in the reverse order
The walls opened up again and a gorgeous, voluptuous 24-year-old blonde
woman stepped out.
The father, not taking his eyes off the young woman, said quietly to his
son, "Boy, go git yo Momma".
