======================================================== JOKE-OF-THE-DAY from FREE4ALL.com ======================================================== ********************************************************************* ***WIN A FREE TRIP TO PARIS FOR TWO!!*** *********************************************************************** Win a Trip for Two to Paris courtesy of Martell Cognac! One Grand Prize winner receives 4 days and 3 nights At the Martell Apartment on the Rue de la Folie M�ricourt in Paris! Click Below to Enter! (Must be 21 years of age or older to participate.) <a href="http://ad.optamail.com/ad3/4/386172/34/Martell"> http://ad.optamail.com/ad3/4/386172/34/Martell</a> ********************************************************************* JokeMaster's Note: ================== Hello. I'm not very good at writing these note things. I hate it. But Joke Master is sleeping off some painkillers, and I promised to do this job for him. He went skiing with my family this weekend, and it was his first time ever. He was so scared. On the drive up there he was so excited like a little boy it was so cute. Of course he likes to think he's dorky and uncoordinated, so I teased him about his fear of falling down. He got on the bunny slope, got about two feet down the slope and fell down. When I realized he wasn't clowning, I felt awful. The doctor says he'll be all right, but he's on strong painkillers (Vicodin) and he tried writing one of these Notes and it came out a little incomprehensible. So as punishment he made me write this. Yesterday's joke, WORD FROM THE WHYS, got a 5.1 rating. Joke-of-the-Day for Tuesday, February 6th, 2001 WEATHER VANITY - Submitted by Chubba Rocks ____________________________________________ The Native Americans asked their Chief in autumn, if the winter was going to be cold or not. Not really knowing an answer, the chief replies that the winter was going to be cold and that the members of the village were to collect wood to be prepared. Being a good leader, he then went to the next phone booth and called the National Weather Service and asked, "Is this winter to be cold?" The man on the phone responded, "This winter was going to be quite cold indeed." So the Chief went back to speed up his people to collect even more wood to be prepared. A week later he called the National Weather Service again, "Is it going to be a very cold winter?" "Yes," the man replied, "it's going to be a very cold winter." So the Chief goes back to his people and orders them to go and find every scrap of wood they can find. Two weeks later he calls the National Weather Service again: "Are you absolutely sure, that the winter is going to be very cold?" "Absolutely," the man replies, "the Native Americans are collecting wood like crazy!" ------ <a href="http://www.free4all.com"> http://www.free4all.com</a> ------ ********************************************************************* ***WIN A FREE TRIP TO PARIS FOR TWO!!*** *********************************************************************** Win a Trip for Two to Paris courtesy of Martell Cognac! One Grand Prize winner receives 4 days and 3 nights At the Martell Apartment on the Rue de la Folie M�ricourt in Paris! Click Below to Enter! (Must be 21 years of age or older to participate.) <a href="http://ad.optamail.com/ad3/4/386172/34/Martell"> http://ad.optamail.com/ad3/4/386172/34/Martell</a> ********************************************************************* --------------------- GENERAL INSTRUCTIONS --------------------- UNSUBSCRIBE: This is a unique ID to help you unsubscribe SEND A BLANK EMAIL TO THE LONG EMAIL ADDRESS BELOW <a href="mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]"> mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]</a> ------------------------------------------------------------------------ ------------- NOTICE ------------- You will never receive this e-mail unsolicited from Free4All.com. We are a 100% subscription service only. If you have received this and have not subscribed, then someone had either forwarded you the message or has subscribed you. Copyright 1997-2001 The Humor Network LLC All Rights reserved. Permission is granted for noncommercial distribution of The Humor Network's Jokes as long as this full copyright notice is included.
