======================================================== JOKE-OF-THE-DAY from FREE4ALL.com ======================================================== ********************************************************************* *** GET YOUR VERY OWN FREE CREDIT REPORT *** *********************************************************************** Does your credit report project a positive image to prospective employers, loan officers, and landlords? Find out just what kind of image you have with your very own FREE CREDIT REPORT from ConsumerInfo.Com, powered by Equifax. Click Here! <a href="http://ad.optamail.com/ad3/4/386172/36/ConsumerInfo"> http://ad.optamail.com/ad3/4/386172/36/ConsumerInfo</a> ********************************************************************* JokeMaster's Note: ================== As written by Web Content Editor Liam Seems that the ol' JokeMaster has broken his ankle. When the JokeMistress called in with the news I asked, naturally, if I could have his CD collection if he died. Women, huh? No sense of humor. But it seems that since the JokeMaster is now out of commission, I am in charge. I am in complete control of Joke-of-the-Day, and I am instituting some changes. 1) E-mails will no longer be directed to "JokeMaster." They will now be directed to "Comedy Legend Liam." Any e-mails not addressed "To Comedy Legend Liam" will not only be deleted, they will be printed out and burnt. 2) Sunny is a big dog. She will be put to work, pulling a dogcart (specially modified with wheels for urban transport) to transport me down the street. It'll be a lot easier than driving a car. 3) I am declaring Joke-of-the-Day.com an independent nation, with its own flag, military, and national anthem ("The Funky Chicken"). I plan to make this the first ever virtual country. To renounce your citizenship and become a native Joke-of-the-Dayan, simply e-mail [EMAIL PROTECTED] with the subject line "PRESCOTT IS A DOOFUS." Yesterday's joke, LIFE'S A TEST, got a 5.0 rating. And don't forget to check out or new Valentine's Day Jokes site at: <a href="http://www.valentinesdayjokes.com"> http://www.valentinesdayjokes.com</a> Joke-of-the-Day for Thursday, February 8th, 2001 AIR TRAFFIC CON TROLL - Submitted by Capt. Biggles ____________________________________________ The German air controllers at Frankfurt Airport are a short-tempered lot. They not only expect one to know one's gate parking location but how to get there without any assistance from them. So it was with some amusement that we (a PanAm 747) listened to the following exchange between Frankfurt ground control and a British Airways 747 (call sign "Speedbird 206") after landing: Speedbird 206: "Top of the morning Frankfurt, Speedbird 206 clear of the active runway." Ground: "Guten morgen! You will taxi to your gate!" The big British Airways 747 pulled onto the main taxi way and slowed to a stop. Ground: "Speedbird, do you not know where you are going?" Speedbird 206: "Stand by a moment ground, I'm looking up our gate location now." Ground: "Speedbird 206, have you never flown to Frankfurt before?!?" Speedbird 206 (cooly): "Yes, I have, in 1944. In another type of Boeing, but I didn't stop." ------ <a href="http://www.free4all.com"> http://www.free4all.com</a> ------ ********************************************************************* *** GET YOUR VERY OWN FREE CREDIT REPORT *** *********************************************************************** Does your credit report project a positive image to prospective employers, loan officers, and landlords? Find out just what kind of image you have with your very own FREE CREDIT REPORT from ConsumerInfo.Com, powered by Equifax. Click Here! <a href="http://ad.optamail.com/ad3/4/386172/36/ConsumerInfo"> http://ad.optamail.com/ad3/4/386172/36/ConsumerInfo</a> ********************************************************************* --------------------- GENERAL INSTRUCTIONS --------------------- UNSUBSCRIBE: This is a unique ID to help you unsubscribe SEND A BLANK EMAIL TO THE LONG EMAIL ADDRESS BELOW <a href="mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]"> mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]</a> ------------------------------------------------------------------------ ------------- NOTICE ------------- You will never receive this e-mail unsolicited from Free4All.com. We are a 100% subscription service only. If you have received this and have not subscribed, then someone had either forwarded you the message or has subscribed you. Copyright 1997-2001 The Humor Network LLC All Rights reserved. Permission is granted for noncommercial distribution of The Humor Network's Jokes as long as this full copyright notice is included.
