Hi All!
 
Name's Dave McCann been lerkin for a while and thought I'd share this with you. I added/changed a few words from the original story to make it come closer to home and hopefully bring a smile.
 
Enjoy!
 
"A letter from a local Pioneer" (Fiction)
 

Dear Mom,

Our Commander told us all write to our parents in case you saw the
flood on TV and worried.  We are OK.  Only two of our tents and four
sleeping bags got washed away.  Luckily, none of us got drowned because
we were all up on the mountain looking for Jeff when it happened.  Oh
yes, please call Jeff's mother and tell her he is OK.  He can't write
because of the cast.  I got to ride in one of the search & rescue jeeps.
 It was neat.

We never would have found him in the dark if it hadn't been for the
lightning.  Commander Webb got mad at Hector for going on a hike alone
without telling anyone.  Hector said he did tell him, but it was during
the fire so he probably didn't hear him.  Did you know that if you put
gas on a fire, the gas can will blow up?  The wet wood still didn't
burn, but one of our tents did.  Also some of our clothes.  Larry is
going to look weird until his hair grows back.

We will be home on Saturday if Commander Webb gets the car fixed.  It
wasn't his fault about the wreck.  The brakes worked OK when we left.
Commander Webb said that a car that old you have to expect something
to break down; that's probably why he can't get insurance on it.  We
think it's a neat car.  He doesn't care if we get it dirty, and if it's
hot, sometimes he lets us ride on the tailgate.  It gets pretty hot with
10 people in a car.

He let us take turns riding in the trailer until the highway patrolman
stopped and talked to us.  Commander Webb is a neat guy.  Don't worry,
he is a good driver.  In fact, he is teaching his brother Doug how to
drive.  But he only lets him drive on the mountain roads where there
isn't any traffic.  All we ever see up there are logging trucks.

This morning all of the guys were diving off the rocks and swimming out
in the lake.  Commander Webb wouldn't let me because I can't swim, and
Jeff was afraid he would sink because of his cast, so he let us take the
canoe across the lake.  It was great.  You can still see some of the
trees under the water from the flood.  Commander Webb isn't crabby
like some Ranger Commanders.  He didn't even get mad about the life jackets.
He has to spend a lot of time working on the car so we are trying not to
cause him any trouble.

Guess what?  We have all passed our first aid merit badges.  When Rob
dove in the lake and cut his arm, we got to see how a tourniquet works.
Also Bruce and I threw up.  Commander Webb said it probably was just
food poisoning from the leftover chicken. He said they got sick that way
with the food they ate in prison.  I'm so glad he got out and become our
Commander.  He said he sure figured out how to get things done better
while he was doing his time.

I have to go now.  We are going into town to mail our letters and buy
bullets.

Don't worry about anything.  We are fine.

Love, Dave

*Thanks to Pastor Tim for this joke!
 
Blessings!
 
 
Dave McCann
 
LCDR Pioneers
Outpost #10 Patomac District
Calvary AOG Hampton Va.

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