I'm not quite sure if I've been insulted or not...
> Subject: Texas Church
>
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>
> You know you are in a Texas church when:
> People wonder, when Jesus fed 5000, whether the two
> fish were bass or
> catfish.
>
> People grumble about Noah letting coyotes on the
> ark.
> The preacher says, "I'd like to ask Bubba to help
> take up the offering and
> five guys stand up.
>
> Opening day of deer season is recognized as an
> official church holiday.
>
> A member of the church requests to be buried in his
> 4-wheel-drive truck
> because, "It ain't never been in a hole it
> couldn't get out of."
>
> When it rains, everyone is smiling.
>
> Prayers regarding the weather are standard practice.
>
> The choir group is known as the "OK Chorale."
>
> The pastor wears boots.
>
> Four generations of the same family sit together in
> worship.
>
> There is no such thing as a "secret" sin.
>
> Baptism is referred to as "branding".
>
> There is a special fund raiser for a new septic
> tank.
>
> Finding and returning lost sheep isn't just a
> parable.
>
> High notes on the organ can set the dogs to howling.
>
> People think "rapture" is when you lift something
> too heavy.
>
> The final words of the benediction are, "Ya'll come
> back now, ya hear?"
> >
>
>
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