Rangernetters no flames please. Well, okay, just a few... How many Christians does it take to change a light bulb? >Charismatics: Only one. Hands already in the air. > >Pentecostals: Ten. One to change the bulb, and nine to pray against >the spirit of darkness. > >Presbyterians: None. Lights will go on and off at predestined times. > >Roman Catholic: None. Candles only. > >Baptists: At least 15. One to change the light bulb, and three committees >to approve the change and decide who brings the potato salad. > >Episcopalians: Eight. One to call the electrician, and seven to say how >much they liked the old one better. > >Mormons: Five. One man to change the bulb, and four wives to tell him how >to do it. > >Unitarians: We choose not to make a statement either in favor of or against >the need for a light bulb. However, if in your own journey you have found >that light bulbs work for you, that is fine. You are invited to write a >poem or compose a modern dance about your personal relationship with your >light bulb, and present it next month at our annual light bulb Sunday >service, in which we will explore a number of light bulb traditions, >including incandescent, fluorescent, three-way, long-life and tinted, all of >which are equally valid paths to luminescence. > >Methodists: Undetermined. Whether your light is bright, dull, or >completely out, you are loved -- you can be a light bulb, turnip bulb, or >tulip bulb. Churchwide lighting service is planned for Sunday, August 19. >Bring bulb of your choice and a covered dish. > >Nazarene: Six. One woman to replace the bulb while five men review church >lighting policy. > >Lutherans: None. Lutherans don't believe in change. > >Amish: What's a light bulb? - JENKENS & GILCHRIST E-MAIL CONFIDENTIALITY NOTICE - This transmission may be: (1) subject to the Attorney-Client Privilege, (2) an attorney work product, or (3) strictly confidential. If you are not the intended recipient of this message, you may not disclose, print, copy or disseminate this information. If you have received this in error, please reply and notify the sender (only) and delete the message. Unauthorized interception of this e-mail is a violation of federal criminal law. _______ To unsubscribe, send "unsubscribe rangernet" to [EMAIL PROTECTED] or visit http://rangernet.org/subscribe.htm http://rangernet.org Autoresponder: [EMAIL PROTECTED]
