Hey Gang
A few quotes from a book of Australian Humorous Quotes.
1/ An elephant is only a mouse built to Council specifications.
2/ The Government claims it’s following the will of the people. I didn’t even know we’d died.
3/ The harvest was so poor the sparrows had to kneel down to get at the wheat.
4/ He’s that mean that when a fly lands in the sugar, he shakes it’s feet before he kills it.
5/ The rabbits were so thick that the trappers had to push them aside to set their traps.
6/ Australia is built on meat pies, sausages and galvanised iron.
7/ Beer makes you feel the way you ought to feel without beer.



PROCLAIMING GOD'S LOVE TO A DYING WORLD
  Say to the captives, 'come out,' and those in darkness, 'Be free!'
  Isaiah 49:9
  I looked to the heavens to where God dwells
  I looked into my life to see he lives there as well.
  Love in Jesus
  Adrian Bonham
  Windsor, N.S.W.
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