On 1 Oct 2004 at 14:13, An Outpost of One- A#1! wrote:
> *Yes.. I was freely speaking my mind, to a few good friends..
> (KERRY-KERRY-KERRY-KERRY)
Funny you should mention him, I got this email from Kelly Gist this
week.
> > A man died and went to heaven. As he stood in front of St. Peter at
> > the Pearly Gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him.
> > He asked, "What are all those clocks?" St. Peter answered,
> > "Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone on Earth has a Lie-Clock. Every
> > time you tell a lie, the hands on your clock will move."
> > "Oh," said the man, "Whose clock is that?" "That's Mother
> > Teresa's. The hands have never moved, indicating that she never
> > told a lie", said St. Peter. "Incredible," said the man.
> > "And whose clock is that one?" St. Peter responded, "That's
> > Abraham Lincoln's clock. The hands have moved twice, telling us
> > that Abe told only two lies in his entire life."
> > "Where's John Kerry's clock?" asked the man.
> > "Kerry's clock is in Jesus' office. He's using it as a ceiling fan!"
PROCLAIMING GOD'S LOVE TO A DYING WORLD
Say to the captives, 'come out,' and those in darkness, 'Be free!'
Isaiah 49:9
I looked to the heavens to where God dwells
I looked into my life to see he lives there as well.
Love in Jesus
Adrian Bonham
Windsor, N.S.W.
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