Takok taki nyiak Sunguik; >Ambo cc kan email ko ka Al Yose Rizal. >Dahulu Urang Magek "manjua anak" >kini lah ado Rang Biaro >nan "manjua anak" di Koto Malekat, >lah ambo silau Al bagaluik jo "anak-anak"nyo >iyo bana sambuah rancak-rancak. > >Rang Lapau tolong lah takok, >Aaa lo aratinyo tu Urang Magek "manjua anak? > >Salam, >Mak Ngah Assalamu'alaikum wr.wb., Kini alah agak jarang nampak urang Magek manjua anak ko nyiak. Indak sarupo dulu, sampai kanagari awak di Balai Gurah rajin urang-urang ko datang, kini ndak nampak amek lai. (manjua anak "bada") Kok ado lo saketek intermezo dari lapau sabalah; Wassalamu 'alaikum wr.wb., --------------- IT Consultant --------------- Once upon a time there was a shepherd looking after his sheep on the edge of a deserted road. Suddenly a brand new Jeep Cherokee screeches to a halt next to him. The driver, a young man dressed in a Brioni suit, Cerrutti shoes, Ray-Ban glasses, and a YSL tie gets out and asks the sheperd: "If I can guess exactly how many sheeps you have here, will you give me one of them?" The shepherd looks at the young man, then looks at the sheep which graze and says: "All right." The young man parks the car, connects his notebook and his handy, activates his GPS (Global Positioning System) wirelessly connected to the nootebook using Bluetooth technology. He enters a NASA site, scans the area using remote sensing service provided by NASA, activates the zoom function, runs an image processing algorithm, FFT (Fast Fourier Transform), Wavelets Transform, Fractals, Neural Network, Chaos and other available packages available in the net, and then prints one colourful image along with "executive summary" report on his high-tech mini-printer. He then turns to the shepherd and says: "You have exactly 1586 sheeps here. The shepherd answers: "That's correct," "you can have your sheep." The young man takes the sheep and puts in the back of his jeep. The sheperd looks at him and asks: "If I can guess exactly what your profession is, will you return my sheep to me?" The young man answers: "Of course, why not, ..." The shepherd says: "You are an IT consultant!" "How did you know?" asks the young man. "It's very simple," answers the shepherd: "First, you come here without being called." "Second, you charge me a sheep to tell me something I already knew. "And, .......... Third, you do not understand anything about what I do, because you took my dog!" .... ------------------------------------------------------------ Free Web-email ---> http://mail.rantaunet.web.id Minangkabau WebPortal ---> http://www.rantaunet.web.id Mailing List RantauNet http://lapau.rantaunet.web.id Database keanggotaan RantauNet: http://www.egroups.com/database/rantaunet?method=addRecord&tbl=1 ================================================= Mendaftar atau berhenti menerima dari RantauNet Mailing List, kirimkan email Ke / To: [EMAIL PROTECTED] Isi email / Messages, ketik pada baris/kolom pertama: - mendaftar: subscribe rantau-net [email_anda] - berhenti: unsubscribe rantau-net [email_anda] [email_anda] = isikan alamat email anda tanpa tanda kurung ================================================= WEB-EMAIL GRATIS ... @rantaunet.web.id ---> http://mail.rantaunet.web.id ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- WebPage RantauNet http://www.rantaunet.web.id dan Mailing List RantauNet adalah servis dari EEBNET http://eebnet.com, Airland Groups, USA =================================================
