Asssalamualaikum,

Yang paling saya suka dari karya2 om Carl Chairul adalah kemampuannya mengemas masalah 
serius dalam parodi yang melahirkan humor2 nyelekit. Mungkin itu lah sebab mengapa 
Hubert Neiss mantan direktur IMF untuk kawasan Asia Pasific keki besar saat di sentil 
om Chairul bahwa dia tidak peka terhadap permasalahan rakyat di negara2 yang dibantu 
IMF.Yang membuat saya kagum, om Chairul bukan satu-satunya penulis yang melayang 
kritik terhadap sepak terjang Hubert Neiss ketika itu, bahwa beliau yang mendapat 
reaksi dari sang aktor, menurut saya, itu tidak tidak lebih dari keahlian om Chairul 
memilih kalimat2 yang mampu menggelitik hati nurani manusia. Keahliannya menggunakan 
bahasa dari jiwa ke jiwa inilah kemudian yang membuat nama Carl Chairul punya tempat 
sendiri dalam hati saya. Kecintaan terhadap karya beliau bertambah besar, beriring 
dengan semangat kesukuan saat mengetahui bahwa beliau orang Minang dan dari Tilatang 
Kamang pula.

Wassalam,

--GM--



23 March 2001 

Indonesia a country of convenience 
written and presented by Sakuntala Gupta. 

The word "convenience" conjures up images of accessibility to something that is suited 
to one's needs or interests. With frequent reports of riots, demonstrations or other 
forms of unrest in different parts of Indonesia, one would hardly think of calling 
Indonesia a country of convenience. But that's precisely what Carl Chairul did in a 
column in the Sunday edition of the Jakarta Post. Recently, he described tongue in 
cheek, why James an American expatriate working in a computer company immediately fell 
in love with Indonesia on his arrival in the country. 

It's so full of convenience and leisure. Imagine, the President is able to run a 
country with 210 million people which he can treat like a remote control toy! He can 
give orders, make confusing statements , launch accusations about his political rivals 
, even fire his ministers from his jet plane thousands of miles away. 

And why is life convenient for James , the expatriate? The answer lies in 
affordability due to the weak rupiah. 

Thanks to the plummeting value of the rupiah, he can afford almost anything. He can 
hire two maids, a beautician for his wife, a cook, a gardener, a butler, a barman, two 
drivers, two security attendants, , and of course a personal masseur who springs to 
attention everytime he or his wife complains about being tired. 

For someone like James, things can cost next to nothing when converted to the currency 
of his country of origin. Take the day when he had dinner at an open air restaurant. 
The food came with entertainment from a group of young singers who crooned out country 
songs. 

He loved their performance and was ready to pull out a 50 thousand rupiah bill from 
his pocket for the singers. But his host whispered that he only had to pay 100 rupiah. 
Again, it took him a while to work out the conversion before he shouted " That's only 
one cent !" 

Its not just expatriates who find the country a convenient place to live in. 
Politicians and government officials too enjoy the good life. Chairul cites the 
example of a minister to make his point 

Apart from the fat cheque he receives every month, plus an endless chain of 
facilities, he gets red carpet treatment wherever he goes. And for those kind of 
privileges, he doesn't even have to know his job. All he needs to do is follow the 
boss's instructions or keep his mouth tightly shut. If something goes wrong or he 
fails to accomplish an assignment, a scapegoat is there for his convenience: the New 
Order government. 

The writer saves his final salvo for the President who enjoys the highest level of 
convenience . 

The fact that he cannot have his dream plane, an Air Force One type of aircraft , does 
not seem to ease his travel frenzy. And recently, amid the killing and torturing in 
Sampit and Palangkaraya, he took off to the Middle East , taking along an army sized 
entourage. 

This entourage comprised more than 90 people. The Saudi government accorded state 
guest status to 35 of them but the others had to pay for themselves. Its reported that 
these 60 people were funded by about 300 thousand US dollars from the Presidential 
secretariat, extravagance which did not go down well with the media in the country. 
The Kalimantan killings failed to bring this entourage back home , and this prompted 
the writer to comment 

By the time he arrived back after finishing his things abroad, approximately 500 
people had been killed, 40 thousand evacuated to Java while 15 thousand others were 
still stranded in the middle of nowhere. Only then did he decide to pay a little 
attention. Oh how, convenient ! 






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