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Ass, wr, wb. Untuak parintang-rintang ari, ngabuburit kato rang Sunda. Bagi nan sudah pernah mambaconyo, silahkan hapuih sajo. Wass, M.St.B ----- Original Message ----- From: "Intel Inside" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> To: "Indonesian Humor" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> Sent: Friday, October 17, 2003 4:23 PM Subject: [CJ] Blonde Headphones > Suatu ketika, seorang pirang pergi ke penata rambut, > namun ia mengenakan headphone. > > Si penata bilang, "Kamu harus melepaskan benda itu > atau aku tidak dapat memotong rambutmu!" > > Si pirang menjawab, "Tidak! Aku tidak bisa! Aku akan MATI tanpa mereka!" > > Jadi si penata hanya dapat menarik nafas, dan > memotong rambut pada sisi kepalanya. > > Ketika si pirang tertidur, si penata berpikir, "Akan kulepas headphonenya > jadi aku bisa memotong rambutnya. Dia 'nggak akan sadar ini." > > Jadi, ia melakukannya. Sekitar 3 menit berikutnya, > si pirang melorot dari kursi, meninggal. > > Si penata berkata, "Kira-kira apa ya penyebab kematiannya? > Mungkin ada hubungannya dengan headphonenya?" > > Si penata mengambil headphone itu dan mendengarkannya > baik-baik apa yang sedang diputar. > > Headphone itu mengulang kata-kata, "Tarik nafas, lepaskan." [Intel] > > ----- English Message ----- > > A blonde goes into a beauty parlor and asks to have > her hair done. She is wearing a cassette player > with head phones on and refuses to take them off > while having her hair styled. The beautician does > her best to convince the blonde that she can do a > much better job if the blonde takes off the headset, > but the blonde refuses. The blonde comes in every > week for several weeks and always refuses > to take the head phones off. > > Finally one week the beautician convinces the blonde > that she can make her exceptionally beautiful if she > will only let her remove the head set. The blonde > reluctantly agrees and the beautician removes the > head phones and proceeds to give her an immaculate > hairstyle. When she's done, she asks the blonde > how she likes it and the blonde doesn't > answer -- turns out she's dead! > > When the police arrive, the beautician explains how > the blonde comes in every week and always refuses > to remove her head phones except for this time. > > The detective picks up the headset and turns on the tape. > He places the head phones over his ears and hears, > "Breathe in... Breathe out... Breathe in... Breathe > out... Breathe in... Breathe out..." [Intel] > > http://groups.yahoo.com/group/cejedewe/message/2170 > > > > ------------------------ Yahoo! Groups Sponsor ---------------------~--> > Buy Ink Cartridges or Refill Kits for your HP, Epson, Canon or Lexmark > Printer at MyInks.com. Free s/h on orders $50 or more to the US & Canada. > http://www.c1tracking.com/l.asp?cid=5511 > http://us.click.yahoo.com/mOAaAA/3exGAA/qnsNAA/BRUplB/TM > ---------------------------------------------------------------------~-> > > http://groups.yahoo.com/group/cejedewe > > Your use of Yahoo! Groups is subject to http://docs.yahoo.com/info/terms/ > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Ingin memasarkan produk anda di web RantauNet http://www.rantaunet.com Hubungi [EMAIL PROTECTED] atau [EMAIL PROTECTED] ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Isikan data keanggotaan anda di http://www.rantaunet.com/daftar.php ---------------------------------------------------- Berhenti menerima RantauNet Mailing List, silahkan ke: http://www.rantaunet.com/unsubscribe.php ========================================
