Batuka thread ka golf. Pak Zaid, baa kiro-kiro kalau Stevie Wonder main golf jo Tiger Woods. Ko kisahnyo:
Stevie Wonder and Tiger Woods are in a bar. Woods turns to Wonder and says:"How is the singing career going?" Stevie Wonder replies: "Not too bad! How's the golf?" Woods replies: "Not too bad, I've had some problems with my swing, but I think I've got that right now." Stevie Wonder says: "I always find that when my swing goes wrong, I need to stop playing for a while and not think about it. Then, the next time I play, it seems to be all right." Tiger Woods says: "You play golf?" Stevie Wonder says: "Oh, yes, I've been playing for years." And Woods says: "But, you're blind. How can you play golf if you're blind?" Wonder replies: "I get my caddie to stand in the middle of the FAIRWAY and call to me. I listen for the sound of his voice and play the ball towards him. Then, when I get to where the ball lands, the caddie moves to the GREEN or farther down the fairway and again I play the ball towards his voice." "But, how do you PUTT?" asks Woods. "Well," says Stevie, "I get my caddie to lean down in front of the hole and call to me with his head on the ground and I just play the ball towards his voice." Woods asks: "What's your HANDICAP?" Stevie says, "Well, I'm a SCRATCH golfer." Woods, incredulous, says to Stevie: "We've got to play a round sometime." Wonder replies: "Well, people don't take me seriously, so I only play for money, and never play for less than $10,000 a hole." Woods thinks about it and says, "OK, I'm game for that, when would you like to play?" Stevie says, "Any night next week!" Salam, ZulTan, L, 52, Bogor -- . * Posting yg berasal dari Palanta RantauNet, dipublikasikan di tempat lain wajib mencantumkan sumber: ~dari Palanta R@ntauNet~ * Isi email, menjadi tanggung jawab pengirim email. =========================================================== UNTUK DIPERHATIKAN, yang melanggar akan dimoderasi: * DILARANG: 1. Email besar dari 200KB; 2. Email attachment, tawarkan & kirim melalui jalur pribadi; 3. Email One Liner. * Anggota WAJIB mematuhi peraturan (lihat di http://goo.gl/MScz7) serta mengirimkan biodata! * Tulis Nama, Umur & Lokasi disetiap posting * Hapus footer & seluruh bagian tdk perlu dlm melakukan reply * Untuk topik/subjek baru buat email baru, tdk mereply email lama & mengganti subjeknya. =========================================================== Berhenti, bergabung kembali, mengubah konfigurasi/setting keanggotaan di: http://groups.google.com/group/RantauNet/ --- Anda menerima pesan ini karena Anda berlangganan grup "RantauNet" dari Grup Google. Untuk berhenti berlangganan dan berhenti menerima email dari grup ini, kirim email ke rantaunet+berhenti [email protected] . Untuk opsi lainnya, kunjungi https://groups.google.com/groups/opt_out.
