Pantes org bule gampang bngt belajar Bhs Indonesia. Soalnya Bhs Indonesia lebih simple dibanding Bhs Inggris.
•English: "Would you please care to elaborate on that statement?" *Indonesian: "MAKSUD LOH?!" •English: "The meeting will start at 9:15 AM. Please be there 15 minutes beforehand." *Indonesian: "Jgn Telat Yee!!!" •English: "I definitely won't make it. You guys go and have fun without me." *Indonesian: "Ntar gue nyusul" •English: "your statement is already known by everybody else". *Indonesian: " BASI.. L0h " •English: "I couldn't see the necessity of this conversation". *Indonesian: "GA PENTING Boo ..." •English: "I couldn't think of any idea of where to go and what to do". *Indonesian : " MATI GAYA neh"*NERD**Nerd* •English: "I need to tell u something, unfortunately still need to be confirmed on its validity". *Indonesian: " Eh....TAU GA' SIH LO...... (nggosip) " •English: "I couldn't imagine what else could have happened". *Indonesia: BUSEEETTT.... •English: "The conclusion which is not accepted". *Indonesian: " CAPE DEH !!" •English: "pardon me" *Indonesia : " HAAAHH...??? •English: "I think you should not act in such an improper way". *Indonesian: "PLiiisss Dech..." •English: I think it would be better if we don't see each other again... *Indonesia: LOE, GUE, END !!!" •English: Thanks God... This moment and circumstances mean so much to me and I should be grateful.... *Indonesia: "Alhamdulillah yaah... Sesuatu banget... •English: oh my God... This is very surprising me, i never thought it's gonna be like that..... *Indonesia: trus gw harus bilang "wow" gituu.. •English: don't lie to me, let God be our witness for that..... *Indonesia: sumpeee loo Copas dari WAroeng sebelah: Di daerah batak ada kakak beradik bernama Poltak dn Ucok. Mrk terkenal bandel. Saking bandelnya semua org slalu mengaitkn semua kejadian kriminal ke mereka. Mulai judi sampe maling ayam. Ibu mrk pusing mlihat kelakuan keduanya dn mmbawa mrk ke Pendeta. Dipanggillah mrk satu persatu mulai dari Poltak. Pendera : "..Poltak, ibu kau sdh tua, gak kasian kau liat dia..? Tuhan saja kasian...!?" Poltak : (diam tdk menjawab sambil ngupil pula). Pendeta : (senyum sambil bertanya ulang). "....Poltak, kau tau Tuhan dimana ?? (...Poltak mulai bingung, menelan ludah sambil menatap mata pendeta yg tajam dn sangar, ngeri dn takut jg dia) Pendeta : (..... mulai emosi krn pertanyaannya tdk di jwb poltak. Dgn suara keras dn membentak pendeta bertanya lagi) : "...Tuhan ada dimana Poltaaaakk..!?" Poltak : (berteriak sambil berlari keluar). "... aku tidak tauu.........." Di pintu keluar poltak bertemu dg abang nya Ucok.., Ucok : "kenapa kau rupanya, Poltak..? Pucat kali muka kau..? Pak pendeta bilang apa ..?" Poltak : "..gawat bang ...! Tuhan hilang..!! Pak Pendeta pikir kita yg mencuri...."☝😜 -- . * Posting yg berasal dari Palanta RantauNet, dipublikasikan di tempat lain wajib mencantumkan sumber: ~dari Palanta R@ntauNet~ * Isi email, menjadi tanggung jawab pengirim email. =========================================================== UNTUK DIPERHATIKAN, yang melanggar akan dimoderasi: * DILARANG: 1. Email besar dari 200KB; 2. Email attachment, tawarkan & kirim melalui jalur pribadi; 3. Email One Liner. * Anggota WAJIB mematuhi peraturan (lihat di http://goo.gl/MScz7) serta mengirimkan biodata! * Tulis Nama, Umur & Lokasi disetiap posting * Hapus footer & seluruh bagian tdk perlu dlm melakukan reply * Untuk topik/subjek baru buat email baru, tdk mereply email lama & mengganti subjeknya. =========================================================== Berhenti, bergabung kembali, mengubah konfigurasi/setting keanggotaan di: http://groups.google.com/group/RantauNet/ --- Anda menerima pesan ini karena Anda berlangganan grup "RantauNet" dari Google Grup. Untuk berhenti berlangganan dan berhenti menerima email dari grup ini, kirim email ke [email protected]. Untuk opsi lainnya, kunjungi https://groups.google.com/d/optout.
