Ma kodaknyo Nal?  Apa sajo kreativitas rang mudo awak tu?

Ambo tamasuak urang nan alun panah mamakai DAGADU T-Shirt Yogya, baitu jo 
Pabrik Kata-kata Joger nan di Bali walaupun babarapo kali datang dan sato 
mambali tapi ndak panah mamakai.

Kabanyakan kato-katonyo terlalu labay dan bapasoan sainggo jadi ndak lucu bagi 
ambo.  Tantu lucu indaknyo, tagantuang salero surang-surang.  Tapi ambo yakin 
ado lucu nan universal.
"Jam mundur dibuat untuk orang-orang yang berpikir maju." Atau katiko masuak 
disambuik dek kalimat, "Ini tembok Joger bukan tembok Berlin," bukan kato-kato 
nan manganai bagi ambo.
Tapi mungkin juo dek faktor umua jadi kurang sensitif ambo deknyo.

Beda kalau ambo mambaco:

ABCDEFG (A Boy Can Do Everything For Girls) dan

GFEDCBA (Girls Forget Everything Done & Catch Boys Again)

Atau,

God saw me hungry, 
He created Pizza Hut

He saw me thirsty, 
He created Coca-Cola

He saw me in dark, 
He created Phillip

He saw me without problems, 
He created YOU

Atau,

Cecep: "Tahu ga, jaman dulu kalo suami meninggal, maka istrinya harus ikut 
bareng dibakar."

Gogon: "Kasihan ya para suami, kemana-mana dikejar istri."

Atau,

TEACHER: Why are you late?
STUDENT: Because of the sign.
TEACHER: What sign?
STUDENT: The one that says, "School Ahead, Go Slow."

Atau,

SYLVIA: Dad, can you write in the dark?
FATHER: I think so. What do you want me to write?
SYLVIA: Your name on this report book.

Atau,

TEACHER: Ellen, give me a sentence starting with "I". 
ELLEN: I is...
TEACHER: No, Ellen. Always say, "I am..."
ELLEN: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."

Atau,

On the back of t-shirt:

Smart man + smart woman ~ romance
Smart man + dumb woman ~ pregnant
Dumb man + smart woman ~ affair
Dumb man + dumb woman ~ see the front

The front of the t-shirt:

MARRIED

Hehehe...

Bagi ambo taraso lucunyo.

Salam,
ZulTan, L, 50, Bogor

If you don't know where you are going, any road will take you nowhere - Henry 
Kissinger

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