... and a Happy New Year to you, too, Denis - and everyone else.
Regards,
Alastair.
----- Original Message -----
From: "Dennis McGrath" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
To: "RBASE-L Mailing List" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
Sent: Tuesday, December 31, 2002 5:13 PM
Subject: [RBASE-L] - Off topic - A little virus humor!
> :THIS STUFF IS REAL. I KNOW BECAUSE IT HAPPENS TO ME ALL THE
> TIME!!!!!!!!!!!
> Just got this in from a reliable source. It seems that there is a virus
> out there called the "Senile Virus" that even the most advanced
> programs
> from Norton cannot take care of, so be warned, it appears to affect
> those of us who were born before 1958! And those born before 1930 have
> really had it!
>
> Symptoms of Senile Virus
>
> 1. Causes you to send same e-mail twice.
> 2. Causes you to send blank e-mail.
> 3. Causes you to send to wrong person.
> 4. Causes you to send back to person who sent it to you.
> 5. Causes you to forget to attach the attachment.
> 6. Causes you to forget to put a Subject.
> 7. Causes you to hit "SEND" before you've finished the....
>
> Happy New Year!
> Dennis McGrath
>
