Osama Bin Laden phoned President George W. Bush.
"I had a dream about
the United States," he said. "I could see the whole
country, and over every
building and home was a banner," said Bin Laden.
"What was on the
banner?" asked Mr. Bush.
"LONG LIVE OSAMA!" answered the
terrorist.
"I am so glad that you called," said President Bush, "because
I too had a
dream. In my dream, I saw Afghanistan and it was more beautiful
than ever;
totally rebuilt with many tall, gleaming office buildings, large
residential
subdivisions with swimming pools full of men and women; and over
every building
and home was a big, beautiful banner.
"What did the
banner say?" asked Osama.
"I don't know," answered President Bush, "I
can't read Hebrew."
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