1. How much do you love her? 2. Does she do your laundry and make you nice dinners? 3. Is she a lot faster than you are? 4. Is she a lot bigger than you are?
Remember Beryl Burton: her husband gave up a promising racing career, I read, to help her with hers, and she turned out to be one of the world's great cyclists, IMO, up there with Fausto and Eddy. Sincerely, Click and Clack, The Sprocket Brothers On 8/2/09, MichaelH <[email protected]> wrote: > > I'm not aware of any Click and Clack for cycling, so I turn to you for > advice. > > My wife and I began riding together in the late 60's, when we lived in > the Bronx. We would ride from our apt., just above Yankee Stadium > down to midtown Manhattan and cruise around Central Park. Now where > waiting for our custom tandem & dreaming of doing a garden tour in the > Cotswald. > > But riding with her is like riding with Lance Armstrong. Lance says, > "My tire needs air." and someone rushes over and puts air in the > tire. Lance says, "My brakes are rubbing." and someone rushes over > and adjusts the brakes. But this morning Lance put the support crew > into a quandry. As we were headed out for the ten mile trip into > town, & church, Lance said, " Would you polish these shoes I like to > ride in?" > > Is the correct answer: > A. "Yes dear." > B. "Are you out of your mind, it rains every day." (It rained before > we got home) > C. " Right after I put this new chain on your bike." > D. Expletive omitted. (See First Commandment) polish your (expletive > omitted) biking shoes!" > > Michael > Searching for truth and wisdom on a very rainy Sunday afternoon. > > > -- Patrick Moore Albuquerque, NM Professional Resumes. Contact [email protected] --~--~---------~--~----~------------~-------~--~----~ You received this message because you are subscribed to the Google Groups "RBW Owners Bunch" group. To post to this group, send email to [email protected] To unsubscribe from this group, send email to [email protected] For more options, visit this group at http://groups.google.com/group/rbw-owners-bunch?hl=en -~----------~----~----~----~------~----~------~--~---
