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Fully quotated for posterity: 
“Hi, up for sale is a buttery scrumptious mustard cream super hero bike 
turned fast sold out Rivendell classic. It’s like the cosmic cool standout 
relative or friend that you just want to always be around. 
A few nicks and scratches from transport and storage but overall in great 
shape. It is size 60cm that I measure the toptube at 59cm (center to top) 
and toptube 59.5 center to center; it has 700c wheels and built light on 
the feet tho like a frickin tank. Great ride that eats up and then smiles 
on all terrains.

“If the Greek god Zeus rode a touring bike, it’d be a Rivendell and most 
likely, it’d be a Joe Appaloosa. Rivendell is straight forward with the Joe 
Appaloosa. First off, it’s named after a rather unique breed of horse, 
then, they took their two most famous touring bikes, the Sam Hillborne and 
the Hunqapillar, combined them and made one bad-ass road touring bike. 
These bikes are confidence-inspiring works of art, chiseled from stone and 
as timeless, or legendary as mythology. Ok, maybe that was too much… 
They’re just damn sexy!

“Those frames scream fully-loaded confidence with a fist-sized gap between 
the rear tire and seat tube, ensuring that even if you want to dive into a 
turn, this frame will take its own, secure and smooth line. Which is great 
for a touring or city bike. Loaded on descents, this long wheelbase makes 
for a predictable and comfortable ride.

“Or, to be more concise, the Appaloosa is:

“It’s not for stunts, boulder-bouncing, or loaded expeditionary off-road 
touring, but as a trail bike for sober non-yahoos who weigh less than 
215lb, it’s ideal, perfect.. That 215lb isn’t a scientifically-derived 
number, just a hipshot suggestion based on the Joe having a heavier fork 
than Sam’s and lighter one than Hunqapillar’s.”

“For $2,250 complete, this bike could be yours and you’d have one of the 
most incredible looking touring and town bikes around. Why so much $ you 
may ask-Well this bike rocks and last one that sold on EBAY WENT FOR 
$4,000, tho admittedly a little better better components. 

“Find out more about this ride on Rivendell’s website or other online 
blogs. Or at the Rivendell Bicycle Works Fleet Headquarters in Walnut Creek

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