I say ride the bike as commuter.  Beth, how Did you know I was eating
dinner and staring at my Saluki?

On Jul 9, 7:44 am, Beth H <[email protected]> wrote:
> Bike Therapy time!
> My thoughts:
>
> 1. The guy who brought it over cradled in his arms like a baby had
> much bigger issues than you do.
>
> 2. It's a bicycle. Remember those? We used to hang them on hooks in
> the garage, pull them down and ride them places and then return them
> to said hooks when we were done (when our mothers called us in for
> lunch). Nothing's changed except that now some of us park them in our
> living rooms and eat dinner on the couch so we can watch our bikes --
> literally, stare at them like a tv set -- while eating. Sometimes we
> do this while trying to tune out the plaintive voice of our spouse/
> partner who wonders aloud (and annoyingly) why we can't just watch a
> tv
> set like everyone else.
>
> (And you thought you were the only one with issues.)
>
> 3. How many bikes do you have? More than 5? Sell one. You have too
> many bikes to ride any of them often enough to assuage your guilt.
> Especially without the others becoming jealous.
>
> 4. Does the new bike fit you comfortably enough that you want to ride
> it a lot?
> Great. Keep it and ride the crap out of it. (If it's too small, give
> it to a family member or sell it -- and get the LHT in your size. And
> then ride the crap out of it.)
>
> Our Bike Therapy session is over for today. I'll send my bill under
> separate cover. We accept most major medical plans.
>
> Seriously, just go ride your bike and enjoy yourself!
>
> Beth in [slightly] less hilly Portland

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