I can never hear the Boy Scout motto without thinking of the great Tom Lehrer's song of the same name:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fSwjuz_-yao Be prepared! That's the Boy Scout's marching song, Be prepared! As through life you march along. Be prepared to hold your liquor pretty well, Don't write naughty words on walls if you can't spell. Be prepared! To hide that pack of cigarettes, Don't make book if you cannot cover bets. Keep those reefers hidden where you're sure That they will not be found And be careful not to smoke them When the scoutmaster's around For he only will insist that it be shared. Be prepared! Be prepared! That's the Boy Scouts' solemn creed, Be prepared! And be clean in word and deed. Don't solicit for your sister, that's not nice, Unless you get a good percentage of her price. Be prepared! And be careful not to do Your good deeds when there's no one watching you. If you're looking for adventure of a new and different kind, And you come across a Girl Scout who is similarly inclined, Don't be nervous, don't be flustered, don't be scared. Be prepared! From: [email protected] [mailto:[email protected]] On Behalf Of Peter Morgano Sent: Thursday, December 19, 2013 5:02 PM To: rbw-owners-bunch Subject: Re: [RBW] Re: Dancing Around the Lugged Steel Maypole "Always be prepared" On Thu, Dec 19, 2013 at 5:00 PM, Allingham II, Thomas J <[email protected]<mailto:[email protected]>> wrote: Everyone on that ride has adhered to the oath of secrecy, but I guess I'm free to describe my own stupidity, and the incredible good fortune that saved us at least 50 miles of extra riding on Day 1 of Riv Rally East 2012. The stupidity part: 1. Knowing my son Hank, who was riding a long ride for the first time, didn't have anything approaching an appropriate bike, I built up a SimpleOne frame for him the night before the ride began. 2. As a result, we had no opportunity to test ride the bike. 3. On the GAP trail, at least 20 miles from any bike shop, Hank said, "My left pedal seems wobbly." 4. We stopped, I began to examine the pedal, and the left crank arm fell off in my hand... 5. ...because the crank bolt, which I had in my haste the night before apparently failed to tighten, had fallen out -- not in situ, but somewhere back along the 20 miles we had just covered. The "luck is not always the residue of design" part: 1. At Hank's suggestion, we started walking back down the trail in the direction we'd come from (with me muttering that it was a stupid idea), and actually found the crank bolt lying on the ground about 1/2 mile up the trail. Eureka! Except... 2. ...my tools did not include the necessary Allen wrench required to reinstall the crank bolt. 3. No problem! Just as we arrived back at the wounded bike, a convoy of Boy Scouts on bikes pedaled by, with their leader at the rear. Seeing our distress, he stopped, was told the problem, and volunteered that he had a "full toolkit", including a variety of crank-related wrenches. He found the right one, we used it on our miraculously recovered crank bolt, and -- voilà -- we were on our way. I still recall Steve P shaking his head that night at dinner at the dumb luck of some people. But I now (a) tighten every bolt on my bike(s) before leaving on a long ride, and (b) always have a crank bolt wrench in my toolkit. Live and learn. -----Original Message----- From: Steve Palincsar [mailto:[email protected]] Sent: Wednesday, December 18, 2013 4:53 PM To: [email protected]<mailto:[email protected]> Cc: Allingham II, Thomas J (WIL) Subject: Re: [RBW] Re: Dancing Around the Lugged Steel Maypole On 12/18/2013 04:22 PM, Bill Lindsay wrote: > Noted. Thank goodness spokes, 1/4" ball bearings and crank extractors > do grow on trees. At least Mother Nature provides for us some of what > we need. ROTFL! Apropos of Mother Nature providing, ask Thomas Allingham about crank bolts on the GAP. 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